The Loyal Opposition

Bait and switch.
Put your finger to the screen and make a wish.
We spend a fortune on the pitch, you think it's lacking definition?
That's the mettle of our mission,
We're the loyal opposition.
The rhetoric's alright.

Ambition is our conviction, (The loyal opposition)
It's all we are.
The loyal opposition.

We aim to miss.
You really can't believe it's come to this?
Masters of attrition in a willing coalition,
The contemptible condition of the loyal opposition,
On the left side of the right.

Ambition is our conviction, (The loyal opposition)
It's all we are.
The loyal opposition.