Monster Truck (Don’t touch my)

[00:00.32] (Daniel, Michael is here for your sleepover)
[00:02.24] (Please pl-please please please play nice)
[00:05.40] You can touch my Lego
[00:06.58] You can touch my Pokémon cards
[00:08.07] You can watch Ninjago
[00:08.62] Or play with Thor of Asgard
[00:10.23] You can touch my fidget spinners, my dad bought me
[00:12.22] Eighteen
[00:12.91] You can play with anything but
[00:14.39] Please don't touch my monster truck
[00:15.91] You can play my Fortnite
[00:17.04] I know that you love Fortnite
[00:18.18] You can touch my bike or my kite or my Spider-Man light
[00:21.65] You can put your hand on my slap bass (slap bass)
[00:23.72] But if you touch my monster truck I'll stab you in the face (bitch)
[00:26.02] You can touch the pills that my dad keeps in the bathroom
[00:29.08] You can go and smell all the things in my sister's bedroom
[00:31.99] You touch my Tonka truck?
[00:33.00] I couldn't give a fuck
[00:34.63] What's the one thing I said?
[00:35.97] Don't touch my monster truck
[00:37.76] If you touch my monster truck
[00:39.39] I'll fuckin' bite you on your arm
[00:42.22] And then my mumma gonna call your mumma
[00:44.68] And say: "Take your dumbass kid back home"
[00:47.48] And I know for a fact you got no Dunkaroos
[00:50.16] You got no Fruit Roll-Ups in that two-bedroom apartment
[00:53.03] All you got is a marriage on the rocks
[00:55.43] And the feeling that you fucked up by touching my monster truck
[01:02.44] Feeling that you fucked up by touching my monster truck
[01:06.47] Feeling that you fucked up by touching my monster truck
[01:09.05] If you tell anyone at school that I cried
[01:11.40] When you t-t-touched my monster truck
[01:14.28] I'll tell everyone at school that
[01:16.23] You got no TV at your house and you shat yourself (shat yourself)
[01:19.76] My dad could beat up your dad
[01:21.00] My dad is John Cena
[01:22.37] I'm allowed to drink Coke
[01:23.78] You've got a weird wiener
[01:24.71] My mom says that your dad is a cuck
[01:27.07] But I don't know that word
[01:29.10] But I know another word, it's
[01:30.25] Monster truck (m-m-monster truck)
[01:32.24] (M-m-m-m) Monster truck (m-m-monster truck)
[01:33.25] (M-m-m-m) Monster truck (m-m-monster truck)
[01:38.47] (M-m-m-m) Monster truck (m-m-m)
[01:40.07] Yeah, don't you touch my
[01:41.34] I am a little shit
[01:43.37] The kind of kid that you'd like to hit
[01:46.57] But you cannot, 'cause hittin' kids is wrong
[01:48.88] So you settle for watching me get hit by my mum
[01:51.33] In a (supermarket)
[01:52.83] Crowded supermarket (a crowded supermarket)
[01:54.98] A crowded supermarket
[01:56.96] You take an opportunity while I'm stuck
[01:59.22] To kick the shit out of my
[02:01.87] Monster truck
[02:04.32] (Yeah)
[02:05.06] Kick the shit out of my
[02:07.00] Monster truck
[02:09.67] (I know you want to)
[02:10.43] Kick the shit out of my
[02:12.66] Monster truck
[02:13.47] (Take your dumbass kid back home)
[02:15.81] Kick the shit out of my
[02:17.49] Monster truck
[02:18.83] (Take your dumbass kid back home)
[02:21.02] Kick the shit out of my
[02:22.98] Monster truck
[02:27.12]