Country Singer
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โฑ๏ธ 3:09 duration
๐ ID: 26873070
๐ Lyrics
Says he's a born again, godly man
But the Devil is his biggest fan
A joke, from a country song trope
The only line that he's walking
Is to the bar and back again
My heart's broke with this country song trope
Trucks, beer and football
Thinks he's all a woman could need
But I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene"
I won't plead, lose sleep, just gonna make you leave
I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car
I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favourite bar
Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer
His biggest hit on radio
Was a for a busty little blonde he cheated on
There's no hope for that country song trope
He thinks misogyny's a French three-way
Or cutting his beard would make him gay
Can't cope for this country song trope
Trucks, beer and football
Thinks he's all a woman could need
(Oh please)
But I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene"
I won't plead, lose sleep, just gonna make you leave
I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car (But I might)
I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favourite bar
Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer
He's a washed up used-to-be
Still wants to be a star
Damn he's wishing
He could be like Tim McGraw
Can never keep a girl
Even his dog it ran away
I learned my lesson
Yeah he's never gonna change
Alright, bring it home
I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene"
I won't plead, lose sleep just gonna make you leave
I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car
I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favourite bar
Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer
(Not again)
The Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer
But the Devil is his biggest fan
A joke, from a country song trope
The only line that he's walking
Is to the bar and back again
My heart's broke with this country song trope
Trucks, beer and football
Thinks he's all a woman could need
But I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene"
I won't plead, lose sleep, just gonna make you leave
I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car
I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favourite bar
Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer
His biggest hit on radio
Was a for a busty little blonde he cheated on
There's no hope for that country song trope
He thinks misogyny's a French three-way
Or cutting his beard would make him gay
Can't cope for this country song trope
Trucks, beer and football
Thinks he's all a woman could need
(Oh please)
But I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene"
I won't plead, lose sleep, just gonna make you leave
I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car (But I might)
I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favourite bar
Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer
He's a washed up used-to-be
Still wants to be a star
Damn he's wishing
He could be like Tim McGraw
Can never keep a girl
Even his dog it ran away
I learned my lesson
Yeah he's never gonna change
Alright, bring it home
I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene"
I won't plead, lose sleep just gonna make you leave
I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car
I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favourite bar
Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer
(Not again)
The Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:11.81] Says he's a born again, godly man
[00:14.34] But the Devil is his biggest fan
[00:16.96] A joke, from a country song trope
[00:22.02] The only line that he's walking
[00:24.32] Is to the bar and back again
[00:26.73] My heart's broke with this country song trope
[00:32.11] Trucks, beer and football
[00:33.47] Thinks he's all a woman could need
[00:37.23] But I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene"
[00:42.13] I won't plead, lose sleep, just gonna make you leave
[00:47.13] I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car
[00:52.28] I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favourite bar
[00:56.75] Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer
[01:03.58]
[01:05.90] His biggest hit on radio
[01:08.04] Was a for a busty little blonde he cheated on
[01:10.59] There's no hope for that country song trope
[01:15.57] He thinks misogyny's a French three-way
[01:18.18] Or cutting his beard would make him gay
[01:20.58] Can't cope for this country song trope
[01:25.80] Trucks, beer and football
[01:27.13] Thinks he's all a woman could need
[01:30.37] (Oh please)
[01:30.56] But I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene"
[01:35.86] I won't plead, lose sleep, just gonna make you leave
[01:40.81] I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car (But I might)
[01:45.94] I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favourite bar
[01:50.52] Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer
[01:59.07] He's a washed up used-to-be
[02:01.71] Still wants to be a star
[02:04.65] Damn he's wishing
[02:06.68] He could be like Tim McGraw
[02:09.33] Can never keep a girl
[02:11.39] Even his dog it ran away
[02:14.35] I learned my lesson
[02:16.46] Yeah he's never gonna change
[02:21.97]
[02:31.01] Alright, bring it home
[02:34.68] I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene"
[02:39.67] I won't plead, lose sleep just gonna make you leave
[02:44.79] I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car
[02:49.71] I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favourite bar
[02:54.40] Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer
[03:00.72] (Not again)
[03:03.19] The Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer
[03:08.36]
[00:14.34] But the Devil is his biggest fan
[00:16.96] A joke, from a country song trope
[00:22.02] The only line that he's walking
[00:24.32] Is to the bar and back again
[00:26.73] My heart's broke with this country song trope
[00:32.11] Trucks, beer and football
[00:33.47] Thinks he's all a woman could need
[00:37.23] But I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene"
[00:42.13] I won't plead, lose sleep, just gonna make you leave
[00:47.13] I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car
[00:52.28] I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favourite bar
[00:56.75] Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer
[01:03.58]
[01:05.90] His biggest hit on radio
[01:08.04] Was a for a busty little blonde he cheated on
[01:10.59] There's no hope for that country song trope
[01:15.57] He thinks misogyny's a French three-way
[01:18.18] Or cutting his beard would make him gay
[01:20.58] Can't cope for this country song trope
[01:25.80] Trucks, beer and football
[01:27.13] Thinks he's all a woman could need
[01:30.37] (Oh please)
[01:30.56] But I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene"
[01:35.86] I won't plead, lose sleep, just gonna make you leave
[01:40.81] I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car (But I might)
[01:45.94] I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favourite bar
[01:50.52] Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer
[01:59.07] He's a washed up used-to-be
[02:01.71] Still wants to be a star
[02:04.65] Damn he's wishing
[02:06.68] He could be like Tim McGraw
[02:09.33] Can never keep a girl
[02:11.39] Even his dog it ran away
[02:14.35] I learned my lesson
[02:16.46] Yeah he's never gonna change
[02:21.97]
[02:31.01] Alright, bring it home
[02:34.68] I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene"
[02:39.67] I won't plead, lose sleep just gonna make you leave
[02:44.79] I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car
[02:49.71] I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favourite bar
[02:54.40] Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer
[03:00.72] (Not again)
[03:03.19] The Lord knows I won't date a coun... try singer
[03:08.36]