I've Sold Your Organs On The Black Market To Finance The Purchase Of A Used Minivan (I Don't Want Those Organs If There's Cancer In Them)
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Now put yourself in America's number one selling minivan!
The genuine article is now on sale!
It's a vehicle that we invented
A vehicle that quickly became an American icon
The vehicle I'm talking about, of course, is the minivan!
We talked to a lot of customers about it
What we were doing right with minivans, what we weren't doing so well
We were able to make the changes in the product
That the customers told us they wanted
It's a vehicle that we invented
A vehicle that quickly became an American icon
The vehicle that I am talking about, of course, is the minivan!
We talked to a lot of customers about it
What we were doing right with minivans, what we weren't doing so well
We were able to make the changes in the product
That the customers told us they wanted
It's a vehicle that we invented
A vehicle that quickly became an American icon
The vehicle that I am talking about, of course, is the minivan!
We talked to a lot of customers about it
What we were doing right with minivans, what we weren't doing so well
We were able to make the changes in the product
That the customers told us they wanted
All the innocents dying around you
You say you give them all your sympathy
It's not the same as the aim I lay claim to
You're not giving them what they really need
All that you take for granted
Is a life up for ransom
The demand is at hand for a transplant
At the shop, there's a van we can finance
You're not worth enough to be sacred
All you're worth is my transportation
You won't get the best of me, you can't escape your destiny
You're not worth enough to be sacred
All you're worth is my transportation
You can't stop my master plan to finance my new minivan
All the places I'm dying to go to
All the people your dying will save
I'll have room for seven, and you'll be saving ten
I can help your girlfriend move with your help
You're not worth enough to be sacred
All you're worth is my transportation
You won't get the best of me, you can't escape your destiny
You're not worth enough to be sacred
All you're worth is my transportation
You can't stop my master plan to finance my new minivan
It's a vehicle that we invented
A vehicle that quickly became an American icon
The vehicle I'm talking about, of course, is the minivan!
First of all, I am thirty-five years old
I am divorced
And I live in a van down by the river!
After I've made the downpayment
I'll escape before arrangement
I'll travel the world, on the run from the law
And buy ice on the way to make sure you don't thaw
You're not worth enough to be sacred
All you're worth is my transportation
You won't get the best of me, you can't escape your destiny
You're not worth enough to be sacred
All you're worth is my transportation
You can't stop my master plan to finance my new minivan
The genuine article is now on sale!
It's a vehicle that we invented
A vehicle that quickly became an American icon
The vehicle I'm talking about, of course, is the minivan!
We talked to a lot of customers about it
What we were doing right with minivans, what we weren't doing so well
We were able to make the changes in the product
That the customers told us they wanted
It's a vehicle that we invented
A vehicle that quickly became an American icon
The vehicle that I am talking about, of course, is the minivan!
We talked to a lot of customers about it
What we were doing right with minivans, what we weren't doing so well
We were able to make the changes in the product
That the customers told us they wanted
It's a vehicle that we invented
A vehicle that quickly became an American icon
The vehicle that I am talking about, of course, is the minivan!
We talked to a lot of customers about it
What we were doing right with minivans, what we weren't doing so well
We were able to make the changes in the product
That the customers told us they wanted
All the innocents dying around you
You say you give them all your sympathy
It's not the same as the aim I lay claim to
You're not giving them what they really need
All that you take for granted
Is a life up for ransom
The demand is at hand for a transplant
At the shop, there's a van we can finance
You're not worth enough to be sacred
All you're worth is my transportation
You won't get the best of me, you can't escape your destiny
You're not worth enough to be sacred
All you're worth is my transportation
You can't stop my master plan to finance my new minivan
All the places I'm dying to go to
All the people your dying will save
I'll have room for seven, and you'll be saving ten
I can help your girlfriend move with your help
You're not worth enough to be sacred
All you're worth is my transportation
You won't get the best of me, you can't escape your destiny
You're not worth enough to be sacred
All you're worth is my transportation
You can't stop my master plan to finance my new minivan
It's a vehicle that we invented
A vehicle that quickly became an American icon
The vehicle I'm talking about, of course, is the minivan!
First of all, I am thirty-five years old
I am divorced
And I live in a van down by the river!
After I've made the downpayment
I'll escape before arrangement
I'll travel the world, on the run from the law
And buy ice on the way to make sure you don't thaw
You're not worth enough to be sacred
All you're worth is my transportation
You won't get the best of me, you can't escape your destiny
You're not worth enough to be sacred
All you're worth is my transportation
You can't stop my master plan to finance my new minivan
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.56] Now put yourself in America's number one selling minivan!
[00:03.53] The genuine article is now on sale!
[00:07.60]
[00:13.01] It's a vehicle that we invented
[00:15.16] A vehicle that quickly became an American icon
[00:19.35] The vehicle I'm talking about, of course, is the minivan!
[00:24.69] We talked to a lot of customers about it
[00:26.96] What we were doing right with minivans, what we weren't doing so well
[00:30.20] We were able to make the changes in the product
[00:32.72] That the customers told us they wanted
[00:34.98] It's a vehicle that we invented
[00:37.24] A vehicle that quickly became an American icon
[00:42.59] The vehicle that I am talking about, of course, is the minivan!
[00:47.45] We talked to a lot of customers about it
[00:49.43] What we were doing right with minivans, what we weren't doing so well
[00:53.17] We were able to make the changes in the product
[00:55.18] That the customers told us they wanted
[00:58.95]
[01:19.56] It's a vehicle that we invented
[01:21.66] A vehicle that quickly became an American icon
[01:26.67] The vehicle that I am talking about, of course, is the minivan!
[01:31.43]
[01:56.66] We talked to a lot of customers about it
[01:58.77] What we were doing right with minivans, what we weren't doing so well
[02:02.12] We were able to make the changes in the product
[02:04.89] That the customers told us they wanted
[02:07.53] All the innocents dying around you
[02:11.06] You say you give them all your sympathy
[02:15.05] It's not the same as the aim I lay claim to
[02:18.59] You're not giving them what they really need
[02:22.93] All that you take for granted
[02:26.82] Is a life up for ransom
[02:29.84] The demand is at hand for a transplant
[02:33.31] At the shop, there's a van we can finance
[02:36.78] You're not worth enough to be sacred
[02:40.27] All you're worth is my transportation
[02:44.03] You won't get the best of me, you can't escape your destiny
[02:51.54] You're not worth enough to be sacred
[02:55.12] All you're worth is my transportation
[02:58.61] You can't stop my master plan to finance my new minivan
[03:14.19] All the places I'm dying to go to
[03:17.61] All the people your dying will save
[03:21.14] I'll have room for seven, and you'll be saving ten
[03:24.78] I can help your girlfriend move with your help
[03:30.26] You're not worth enough to be sacred
[03:33.83] All you're worth is my transportation
[03:37.42] You won't get the best of me, you can't escape your destiny
[03:44.99] You're not worth enough to be sacred
[03:48.79] All you're worth is my transportation
[03:52.21] You can't stop my master plan to finance my new minivan
[03:59.19]
[04:03.83] It's a vehicle that we invented
[04:06.47] A vehicle that quickly became an American icon
[04:10.96] The vehicle I'm talking about, of course, is the minivan!
[04:16.29] First of all, I am thirty-five years old
[04:20.23] I am divorced
[04:22.39] And I live in a van down by the river!
[04:26.97]
[04:47.98] After I've made the downpayment
[04:51.56] I'll escape before arrangement
[04:55.04] I'll travel the world, on the run from the law
[04:58.24] And buy ice on the way to make sure you don't thaw
[05:03.87]
[05:06.44] You're not worth enough to be sacred
[05:09.67] All you're worth is my transportation
[05:13.55] You won't get the best of me, you can't escape your destiny
[05:20.99] You're not worth enough to be sacred
[05:24.59] All you're worth is my transportation
[05:28.13] You can't stop my master plan to finance my new minivan
[05:33.47]
[00:03.53] The genuine article is now on sale!
[00:07.60]
[00:13.01] It's a vehicle that we invented
[00:15.16] A vehicle that quickly became an American icon
[00:19.35] The vehicle I'm talking about, of course, is the minivan!
[00:24.69] We talked to a lot of customers about it
[00:26.96] What we were doing right with minivans, what we weren't doing so well
[00:30.20] We were able to make the changes in the product
[00:32.72] That the customers told us they wanted
[00:34.98] It's a vehicle that we invented
[00:37.24] A vehicle that quickly became an American icon
[00:42.59] The vehicle that I am talking about, of course, is the minivan!
[00:47.45] We talked to a lot of customers about it
[00:49.43] What we were doing right with minivans, what we weren't doing so well
[00:53.17] We were able to make the changes in the product
[00:55.18] That the customers told us they wanted
[00:58.95]
[01:19.56] It's a vehicle that we invented
[01:21.66] A vehicle that quickly became an American icon
[01:26.67] The vehicle that I am talking about, of course, is the minivan!
[01:31.43]
[01:56.66] We talked to a lot of customers about it
[01:58.77] What we were doing right with minivans, what we weren't doing so well
[02:02.12] We were able to make the changes in the product
[02:04.89] That the customers told us they wanted
[02:07.53] All the innocents dying around you
[02:11.06] You say you give them all your sympathy
[02:15.05] It's not the same as the aim I lay claim to
[02:18.59] You're not giving them what they really need
[02:22.93] All that you take for granted
[02:26.82] Is a life up for ransom
[02:29.84] The demand is at hand for a transplant
[02:33.31] At the shop, there's a van we can finance
[02:36.78] You're not worth enough to be sacred
[02:40.27] All you're worth is my transportation
[02:44.03] You won't get the best of me, you can't escape your destiny
[02:51.54] You're not worth enough to be sacred
[02:55.12] All you're worth is my transportation
[02:58.61] You can't stop my master plan to finance my new minivan
[03:14.19] All the places I'm dying to go to
[03:17.61] All the people your dying will save
[03:21.14] I'll have room for seven, and you'll be saving ten
[03:24.78] I can help your girlfriend move with your help
[03:30.26] You're not worth enough to be sacred
[03:33.83] All you're worth is my transportation
[03:37.42] You won't get the best of me, you can't escape your destiny
[03:44.99] You're not worth enough to be sacred
[03:48.79] All you're worth is my transportation
[03:52.21] You can't stop my master plan to finance my new minivan
[03:59.19]
[04:03.83] It's a vehicle that we invented
[04:06.47] A vehicle that quickly became an American icon
[04:10.96] The vehicle I'm talking about, of course, is the minivan!
[04:16.29] First of all, I am thirty-five years old
[04:20.23] I am divorced
[04:22.39] And I live in a van down by the river!
[04:26.97]
[04:47.98] After I've made the downpayment
[04:51.56] I'll escape before arrangement
[04:55.04] I'll travel the world, on the run from the law
[04:58.24] And buy ice on the way to make sure you don't thaw
[05:03.87]
[05:06.44] You're not worth enough to be sacred
[05:09.67] All you're worth is my transportation
[05:13.55] You won't get the best of me, you can't escape your destiny
[05:20.99] You're not worth enough to be sacred
[05:24.59] All you're worth is my transportation
[05:28.13] You can't stop my master plan to finance my new minivan
[05:33.47]