American Troglodyte

I could be a dancer, maybe
I could be a judge
Used to sing that karaoke, but I
I don't do it much
Democracy in action, there is
Nothing up my sleeve
A watermelon postcard, I am
Planting all my seeds

Americans are going to outer space
Americans are buying that real estate
Americans are wearing those sexy jeans
Americans can be what they wanna be

Americans are buying that modern art
Americans are driving gigantic cars
Americans are doing that exercise
Americans are living like troglodytes

Americans are playing that basketball
Americans are doing that rock and roll
Americans are living the simple life
Americans are dancing on Friday nights

Americans are going to Broadway shows
Americans believe in the Holy Ghost
Americans are wearing that lingerie
Americans are throwing that shit away

Americans are watching reality
Americans are going from A to Z
Americans are dancing in discotheques
Americans are paying their income tax

Americans are working from nine to five
Americans are living like troglodytes