Egg

Egg
Do you like this egg?
Eggstraordinary egg!
I don't mean to egg you on about this egg
But do you egg-cept this egg?
I've never seen something more egg-ceptional than this
Egg
I'm having an eggsistential crisis
'Cuz I need to know, why is this egg
So amazing?
I'm not eggsaggerating
Boiling with eggcitement
And I don't mean to frighten
But it's all because of the eggsistence of this
Egg!
What a sunny-side up day!
Perfect in every way
However if you try to poach my egg
I'll poach your soul!
He's not egg-spendable
Yes, I'm being intentional
Eggbert is my new best friend
He will be with me til the end
But sometimes I wonder
Would he taste good fried?
Can't get over this easy
Think I just might cry
Scrambling for solutions
But it's no use
I egg-secrate this feeling
But I know what I must do
Goodbye Eggbert
I'll think about you everyday
Perfect in every way
And I can't egg-spress how much I miss you
Oh, Eggbert
You tasted oh so great
But I'll always miss my egg!
Oh, my egg, oh, egg
(I'll always miss my egg)