The Harvard Variations
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Hello, I'm Emmett Forrest, class of '07. Represent
Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law. I know
Firsthand how hard you've all worked to be here today
So let's go around and share a bit about yourselves
Aaron Schultz! I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
I write financial software codes
But that's a challenge I've outgrown
How many yachts can one man own?
Some say that I'm a pompous creep
Somehow I don't lose that much sleep
Why bother with false modesty?
Harvard's the perfect place for me!
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Harvard!
Wassup
Yo!
Sandeep Aggrawal Padamadan! But you may call me
Your Majesty. In my country, my word was law
But then I flee because of stupid coup d'Γ©tat
But here I learn, I make new friends
And soon return in bulletproof Mercedes Benz!
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Har
Edith Hoops! I did the Peace Corps overseas, inoculating refugees
In family clinics that I built myself from mud and trees
I fought to clean up their lagoons
And save their rare endangered loons
And led a protest march against insensitive cartoons
Pretty impressive, good
But now I'm on the legal track because this country's out of whack
And only women have the guts to go and take it back
We'll make the government come clean and get more people voting green
And really stick it to the phallocentric war machine
Oh my God, I love your top. It is so fatigue chic
Does anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101
With Professor Callahan and Warner Huntington III?
Uh, it's in Hauser. Over there, second building on the left
Thanks
I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
In my country
I write financial software codes
My word was law
I did the Peace Corps overseas, inoculating refugees
Why bother with false modesty?
In family clinics that I built myself from mud and trees
Harvard's the perfect place for me
Harvard's the perfect place for
Warner!
Ahh
Excuse me
Ahh
Pardon me
Ahh
Comin' through!
Harvard's the perfect place for me!
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Harvard!
Well
Umm, oh my God, Warner, that is so weird, I totally forgot you go here
Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law. I know
Firsthand how hard you've all worked to be here today
So let's go around and share a bit about yourselves
Aaron Schultz! I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
I write financial software codes
But that's a challenge I've outgrown
How many yachts can one man own?
Some say that I'm a pompous creep
Somehow I don't lose that much sleep
Why bother with false modesty?
Harvard's the perfect place for me!
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Harvard!
Wassup
Yo!
Sandeep Aggrawal Padamadan! But you may call me
Your Majesty. In my country, my word was law
But then I flee because of stupid coup d'Γ©tat
But here I learn, I make new friends
And soon return in bulletproof Mercedes Benz!
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Har
Edith Hoops! I did the Peace Corps overseas, inoculating refugees
In family clinics that I built myself from mud and trees
I fought to clean up their lagoons
And save their rare endangered loons
And led a protest march against insensitive cartoons
Pretty impressive, good
But now I'm on the legal track because this country's out of whack
And only women have the guts to go and take it back
We'll make the government come clean and get more people voting green
And really stick it to the phallocentric war machine
Oh my God, I love your top. It is so fatigue chic
Does anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101
With Professor Callahan and Warner Huntington III?
Uh, it's in Hauser. Over there, second building on the left
Thanks
I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
In my country
I write financial software codes
My word was law
I did the Peace Corps overseas, inoculating refugees
Why bother with false modesty?
In family clinics that I built myself from mud and trees
Harvard's the perfect place for me
Harvard's the perfect place for
Warner!
Ahh
Excuse me
Ahh
Pardon me
Ahh
Comin' through!
Harvard's the perfect place for me!
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Harvard!
Well
Umm, oh my God, Warner, that is so weird, I totally forgot you go here
β±οΈ Synced Lyrics
[00:09.30] Hello, I'm Emmett Forrest, class of '07. Represent
[00:16.19] Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law. I know
[00:19.22] Firsthand how hard you've all worked to be here today
[00:21.88] So let's go around and share a bit about yourselves
[00:25.75] Aaron Schultz! I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
[00:30.32] I write financial software codes
[00:32.91] But that's a challenge I've outgrown
[00:35.72] How many yachts can one man own?
[00:38.49] Some say that I'm a pompous creep
[00:41.17] Somehow I don't lose that much sleep
[00:43.95] Why bother with false modesty?
[00:46.64] Harvard's the perfect place for me!
[00:49.31] Pretty impressive, good to know
[00:52.05] Welcome to Harvard!
[00:53.40] Wassup
[00:54.08] Yo!
[00:54.66] Sandeep Aggrawal Padamadan! But you may call me
[00:58.28] Your Majesty. In my country, my word was law
[01:05.34] But then I flee because of stupid coup d'Γ©tat
[01:11.48] But here I learn, I make new friends
[01:16.92] And soon return in bulletproof Mercedes Benz!
[01:22.05] Pretty impressive, good to know
[01:24.76] Welcome to Har
[01:26.01] Edith Hoops! I did the Peace Corps overseas, inoculating refugees
[01:29.75] In family clinics that I built myself from mud and trees
[01:32.55] I fought to clean up their lagoons
[01:33.83] And save their rare endangered loons
[01:35.28] And led a protest march against insensitive cartoons
[01:38.44] Pretty impressive, good
[01:39.99] But now I'm on the legal track because this country's out of whack
[01:42.72] And only women have the guts to go and take it back
[01:45.44] We'll make the government come clean and get more people voting green
[01:48.18] And really stick it to the phallocentric war machine
[01:50.85] Oh my God, I love your top. It is so fatigue chic
[01:54.43] Does anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101
[01:56.83] With Professor Callahan and Warner Huntington III?
[01:59.88] Uh, it's in Hauser. Over there, second building on the left
[02:04.15] Thanks
[02:07.85] I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
[02:10.07] In my country
[02:11.12] I write financial software codes
[02:12.51] My word was law
[02:12.51] I did the Peace Corps overseas, inoculating refugees
[02:13.04] Why bother with false modesty?
[02:14.86] In family clinics that I built myself from mud and trees
[02:15.32] Harvard's the perfect place for me
[02:18.32] Harvard's the perfect place for
[02:21.14] Warner!
[02:22.42] Ahh
[02:22.67] Excuse me
[02:23.72] Ahh
[02:25.33] Pardon me
[02:26.43] Ahh
[02:28.08] Comin' through!
[02:29.05] Harvard's the perfect place for me!
[02:31.70] Pretty impressive, good to know
[02:34.44] Welcome to Harvard!
[02:36.09] Well
[02:36.47] Umm, oh my God, Warner, that is so weird, I totally forgot you go here
[02:46.86]
[00:16.19] Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law. I know
[00:19.22] Firsthand how hard you've all worked to be here today
[00:21.88] So let's go around and share a bit about yourselves
[00:25.75] Aaron Schultz! I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
[00:30.32] I write financial software codes
[00:32.91] But that's a challenge I've outgrown
[00:35.72] How many yachts can one man own?
[00:38.49] Some say that I'm a pompous creep
[00:41.17] Somehow I don't lose that much sleep
[00:43.95] Why bother with false modesty?
[00:46.64] Harvard's the perfect place for me!
[00:49.31] Pretty impressive, good to know
[00:52.05] Welcome to Harvard!
[00:53.40] Wassup
[00:54.08] Yo!
[00:54.66] Sandeep Aggrawal Padamadan! But you may call me
[00:58.28] Your Majesty. In my country, my word was law
[01:05.34] But then I flee because of stupid coup d'Γ©tat
[01:11.48] But here I learn, I make new friends
[01:16.92] And soon return in bulletproof Mercedes Benz!
[01:22.05] Pretty impressive, good to know
[01:24.76] Welcome to Har
[01:26.01] Edith Hoops! I did the Peace Corps overseas, inoculating refugees
[01:29.75] In family clinics that I built myself from mud and trees
[01:32.55] I fought to clean up their lagoons
[01:33.83] And save their rare endangered loons
[01:35.28] And led a protest march against insensitive cartoons
[01:38.44] Pretty impressive, good
[01:39.99] But now I'm on the legal track because this country's out of whack
[01:42.72] And only women have the guts to go and take it back
[01:45.44] We'll make the government come clean and get more people voting green
[01:48.18] And really stick it to the phallocentric war machine
[01:50.85] Oh my God, I love your top. It is so fatigue chic
[01:54.43] Does anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101
[01:56.83] With Professor Callahan and Warner Huntington III?
[01:59.88] Uh, it's in Hauser. Over there, second building on the left
[02:04.15] Thanks
[02:07.85] I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
[02:10.07] In my country
[02:11.12] I write financial software codes
[02:12.51] My word was law
[02:12.51] I did the Peace Corps overseas, inoculating refugees
[02:13.04] Why bother with false modesty?
[02:14.86] In family clinics that I built myself from mud and trees
[02:15.32] Harvard's the perfect place for me
[02:18.32] Harvard's the perfect place for
[02:21.14] Warner!
[02:22.42] Ahh
[02:22.67] Excuse me
[02:23.72] Ahh
[02:25.33] Pardon me
[02:26.43] Ahh
[02:28.08] Comin' through!
[02:29.05] Harvard's the perfect place for me!
[02:31.70] Pretty impressive, good to know
[02:34.44] Welcome to Harvard!
[02:36.09] Well
[02:36.47] Umm, oh my God, Warner, that is so weird, I totally forgot you go here
[02:46.86]