Ohio (Come Back to Texas)

This song is about the great state of Texas
It's called "Ohio"

She said she needed a break
A little time to think
But then she went to Cleveland
With some guy named Leland
That she met at the bank
There's nothin' wrong with Ohio
Except the snow and the rain
I really like Drew Carey
And I'd love to see
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

So when you're done doin' whatever
And when you're through doin' whoever
You know Denton County will be
Right here waitin' for you

Come back to Texas
It's just not the same since you went away
'Fore you lose your accent
And forget all about the Lone Star State
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Besides, the Mexican food
Sucks north of here anyway

I think I made a mistake
It's not that easy to take
She went to make a deposit
Then she cleaned out her closet
Guess I'll sit here and wait
For her to come back home (I wish you'd come back home)
It shouldn't take very long (So long, so long now)
I bet she misses the sunrise
And Mrs. Baird fruit pies
But I could be wrong

So when you're done doin' whatever
And when you're through doin' whoever
You know Denton County will be
Right here waitin' for you

Come back to Texas
It's just not the same since you went away
I bet you missed your exit
And drove right on through the Lone Star State
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Besides, the Mexican food
Sucks north of here anyway

Dak Prescott wants you back
Willie Nelson wants you back
NASA wants you back
And Kacey Musgraves wants you back
The Alamo wants you back
And Blue Bell wants you back
I've got a premonition
And I'm takin' a petition
And the whole state's gonna sign

Well, come back to Texas
It's just not the same since you went away
'Fore you lose your accent
And forget all about the Lone Star State
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Besides, the Mexican food
It sucks north of here anyway

So come back to Texas