Car Wash

You’re at the car wash
I’m planning dinner with your mom
We’re at Target
You’re perusing wikifeet.com
In the background of every family photograph
In surround sound
In surround sound

Movie in your minds eye
Watching over all the things you like
You’re a smart guy
Yellin’ in the street to start a fight
But you get hit
You don’t like the consequences of
The consequences of

Car wash
Clean freak
Pissed jeans
Big week

You’re at the GameStop
I already bought your mom a Switch
And she loves it
Pokémon and kissin’ on the lips
Are you jealous?
By the way she put me in the will
I’m sending you the bill

Car wash
Clean freak
Pissed jeans
Big week

Closed mind
Closed mouth
Big dog
Gone south

But, maybe I’m a loser too
Yeah, maybe I’m a loser too
Cus if you were a color you’d be blue
And if you were secure you’d be a screw
And if I am a soup then you’re a stew
And if you were a color you’d be blue
So, maybe I’m a loser too
Yeah, maybe I’m a loser too

Car wash
Clean freak
Pissed jeans
Big week

Closed mind
Closed mouth
Big dog
(Woof woof)
Gone south