The Bed Song
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โฑ๏ธ 6:38 duration
๐ ID: 2702
๐ Lyrics
Exhibit A: We are friends in a sleeping bag
Splitting the heat we have one filthy pillow to share
And your lips are in my hair
Someone upstairs has a rap that we laugh at
And people are drinking and singing the scarborough fair
On a ukelele dare
Exhibit B: Well we found an apartment
It's not much to look at
A futon on the floor
Dirty desktop for a door
All the decors made of milk crates and duct tape
And if we have sex they can hear us through the floor
But we don't do that anymore
And I lay there wondering what is the matter
Is this a matter of worse or of better
You took the blanket so I took the bed sheet
And I would have held if you'd only let me
Exhibit C: Look how quaint and how quiet and private
Our pay checks have bought us a condo in town
It's the nicest flat around
You picked a mattress and had it delivered
And I walked upstairs and the sight of it made my heart pound
And I wrapped my arms around me
And I lay there wondering what is the matter
Is this a matter of worse or of better
You walked right past me and straightened the covers
And I would still love you if you wanted a lover
And you said: "All the money in the world
Won't buy a bed so big and wide
To guarantee that you won't accidentally touch me in the night
Then I said: "You must be right"
Exhibit D: Now we are both mostly paralyzed
Don't know how long we've been lying here in fear
Too afraid to even feel
I find my glasses and you turn the light out
Roll off on your side like you've rolled away for years
Holding back those king-sized tears
And I still don't ask you what is the matter
Is it a matter of worse or of better
You take the heart-failure I'll take the cancer
I've long since stopped wondering why you don't answer
Exhibit E: You can certainly see
How fulfilling a life from the cost and size of stone
Of our final resting home
We got some nice ones right under a cherry tree
You and me lying the only way we know
Side by side and still and cold
And I finally ask you what was the matter
Was this a matter of worse or of better
You stretch your arms out and finally face me
And said
I would have told you if you'd only asked me
You'd only asked me
You'd only asked me
Splitting the heat we have one filthy pillow to share
And your lips are in my hair
Someone upstairs has a rap that we laugh at
And people are drinking and singing the scarborough fair
On a ukelele dare
Exhibit B: Well we found an apartment
It's not much to look at
A futon on the floor
Dirty desktop for a door
All the decors made of milk crates and duct tape
And if we have sex they can hear us through the floor
But we don't do that anymore
And I lay there wondering what is the matter
Is this a matter of worse or of better
You took the blanket so I took the bed sheet
And I would have held if you'd only let me
Exhibit C: Look how quaint and how quiet and private
Our pay checks have bought us a condo in town
It's the nicest flat around
You picked a mattress and had it delivered
And I walked upstairs and the sight of it made my heart pound
And I wrapped my arms around me
And I lay there wondering what is the matter
Is this a matter of worse or of better
You walked right past me and straightened the covers
And I would still love you if you wanted a lover
And you said: "All the money in the world
Won't buy a bed so big and wide
To guarantee that you won't accidentally touch me in the night
Then I said: "You must be right"
Exhibit D: Now we are both mostly paralyzed
Don't know how long we've been lying here in fear
Too afraid to even feel
I find my glasses and you turn the light out
Roll off on your side like you've rolled away for years
Holding back those king-sized tears
And I still don't ask you what is the matter
Is it a matter of worse or of better
You take the heart-failure I'll take the cancer
I've long since stopped wondering why you don't answer
Exhibit E: You can certainly see
How fulfilling a life from the cost and size of stone
Of our final resting home
We got some nice ones right under a cherry tree
You and me lying the only way we know
Side by side and still and cold
And I finally ask you what was the matter
Was this a matter of worse or of better
You stretch your arms out and finally face me
And said
I would have told you if you'd only asked me
You'd only asked me
You'd only asked me
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:08.19] Exhibit A: We are friends in a sleeping bag
[00:11.88] Splitting the heat we have one filthy pillow to share
[00:18.00] And your lips are in my hair
[00:24.13] Someone upstairs has a rap that we laugh at
[00:28.47] And people are drinking and singing the scarborough fair
[00:34.57] On a ukelele dare
[00:49.76] Exhibit B: Well we found an apartment
[00:53.51] It's not much to look at
[00:55.94] A futon on the floor
[00:59.72] Dirty desktop for a door
[01:05.97] All the decors made of milk crates and duct tape
[01:10.41] And if we have sex they can hear us through the floor
[01:17.15] But we don't do that anymore
[01:22.78] And I lay there wondering what is the matter
[01:27.53] Is this a matter of worse or of better
[01:32.09] You took the blanket so I took the bed sheet
[01:36.15] And I would have held if you'd only let me
[01:49.06] Exhibit C: Look how quaint and how quiet and private
[01:54.21] Our pay checks have bought us a condo in town
[01:59.68] It's the nicest flat around
[02:05.67] You picked a mattress and had it delivered
[02:10.30] And I walked upstairs and the sight of it made my heart pound
[02:16.41] And I wrapped my arms around me
[02:22.50] And I lay there wondering what is the matter
[02:26.92] Is this a matter of worse or of better
[02:31.99] You walked right past me and straightened the covers
[02:35.46] And I would still love you if you wanted a lover
[02:41.62] And you said: "All the money in the world
[02:48.03] Won't buy a bed so big and wide
[02:58.85] To guarantee that you won't accidentally touch me in the night
[03:19.40] Then I said: "You must be right"
[03:36.41] Exhibit D: Now we are both mostly paralyzed
[03:38.44] Don't know how long we've been lying here in fear
[03:44.00] Too afraid to even feel
[03:50.94] I find my glasses and you turn the light out
[03:55.12] Roll off on your side like you've rolled away for years
[04:01.37] Holding back those king-sized tears
[04:07.81] And I still don't ask you what is the matter
[04:12.13] Is it a matter of worse or of better
[04:16.42] You take the heart-failure I'll take the cancer
[04:20.73] I've long since stopped wondering why you don't answer
[04:42.11] Exhibit E: You can certainly see
[04:46.64] How fulfilling a life from the cost and size of stone
[04:52.58] Of our final resting home
[04:58.91] We got some nice ones right under a cherry tree
[05:03.68] You and me lying the only way we know
[05:10.08] Side by side and still and cold
[05:16.56] And I finally ask you what was the matter
[05:21.04] Was this a matter of worse or of better
[05:25.59] You stretch your arms out and finally face me
[05:29.84] And said
[05:31.71] I would have told you if you'd only asked me
[05:34.99] You'd only asked me
[05:37.85] You'd only asked me
[05:43.62]
[00:11.88] Splitting the heat we have one filthy pillow to share
[00:18.00] And your lips are in my hair
[00:24.13] Someone upstairs has a rap that we laugh at
[00:28.47] And people are drinking and singing the scarborough fair
[00:34.57] On a ukelele dare
[00:49.76] Exhibit B: Well we found an apartment
[00:53.51] It's not much to look at
[00:55.94] A futon on the floor
[00:59.72] Dirty desktop for a door
[01:05.97] All the decors made of milk crates and duct tape
[01:10.41] And if we have sex they can hear us through the floor
[01:17.15] But we don't do that anymore
[01:22.78] And I lay there wondering what is the matter
[01:27.53] Is this a matter of worse or of better
[01:32.09] You took the blanket so I took the bed sheet
[01:36.15] And I would have held if you'd only let me
[01:49.06] Exhibit C: Look how quaint and how quiet and private
[01:54.21] Our pay checks have bought us a condo in town
[01:59.68] It's the nicest flat around
[02:05.67] You picked a mattress and had it delivered
[02:10.30] And I walked upstairs and the sight of it made my heart pound
[02:16.41] And I wrapped my arms around me
[02:22.50] And I lay there wondering what is the matter
[02:26.92] Is this a matter of worse or of better
[02:31.99] You walked right past me and straightened the covers
[02:35.46] And I would still love you if you wanted a lover
[02:41.62] And you said: "All the money in the world
[02:48.03] Won't buy a bed so big and wide
[02:58.85] To guarantee that you won't accidentally touch me in the night
[03:19.40] Then I said: "You must be right"
[03:36.41] Exhibit D: Now we are both mostly paralyzed
[03:38.44] Don't know how long we've been lying here in fear
[03:44.00] Too afraid to even feel
[03:50.94] I find my glasses and you turn the light out
[03:55.12] Roll off on your side like you've rolled away for years
[04:01.37] Holding back those king-sized tears
[04:07.81] And I still don't ask you what is the matter
[04:12.13] Is it a matter of worse or of better
[04:16.42] You take the heart-failure I'll take the cancer
[04:20.73] I've long since stopped wondering why you don't answer
[04:42.11] Exhibit E: You can certainly see
[04:46.64] How fulfilling a life from the cost and size of stone
[04:52.58] Of our final resting home
[04:58.91] We got some nice ones right under a cherry tree
[05:03.68] You and me lying the only way we know
[05:10.08] Side by side and still and cold
[05:16.56] And I finally ask you what was the matter
[05:21.04] Was this a matter of worse or of better
[05:25.59] You stretch your arms out and finally face me
[05:29.84] And said
[05:31.71] I would have told you if you'd only asked me
[05:34.99] You'd only asked me
[05:37.85] You'd only asked me
[05:43.62]