Dead Baby Kickball

Girl, you must think that I'm crazy
But we all know you's a cutie
And you're all like, "Nuh-uh, boys don't wanna get with me"
Girl, please
I can see right through those fake-colored contacts
Your eyes ain't blue, I bet that hair's held by glue

Hey, shorty, why you playing games?
These games were played, the rules were made
You dropped these names and now you got nothing to say
Hey, shorty, why you playing games?
These games were played, the rules were made
You dropped these names and now you got nothing left

It's like an episode of Cheaters
And I'm that dude with the gun hiding cameras in your bedroom
Girl, I know what you've done
I might be your baby's daddy, but that don't mean shi—
When every dude on the block knows that you're a trick

Hey, shorty, why you playing games?
These games were played, the rules were made
You dropped these names and now you got nothing to say
Hey, shorty, why you playing games?
These games were played, the rules were made
You dropped these names and now you got nothing left

Uh, I'm not a rockstar, but I still tend to rock hard
You tryna play games, tease, and tryna keep me rock hard
Tryna make me slap you and see me in a cop car
Catch me speedin' like stock cars, expecting me to stop hard
You playin' with the mind of the craziest kind
Telling me how much you love me when I know that you're lyin'
You must be snortin' lines if you think that I'm cryin'
You manipulating, backstabbing, cold and conniving
Went from last to first, but this is First to Last
And I'm the Major League Playa, you can kiss my ass, trick
I like this part

Shake it like a salt shaker
Part, shake it like a salt shaker
Part, shake it like a salt shaker
Part, shake it like a salt shaker

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