Argue Naked
๐ต 2014 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:34 duration
๐ ID: 27029301
๐ Lyrics
Ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome back home to Texas from Blue Collar Comedy
Mr. Bill Engvall!
Thank you so much! Ah!
Oh, you stop
Thank you, Austin, Texas
Welcome to my garage
This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list
You know, I love my wife, but that honey-do thing is getting old
Here's the problem, honey don't wanna do 'em
Don't get me wrong, I'll do my part
I do my chores, but I like to do stuff with machines, you know?
Mow the yard, lawnmower, leaf blow, she wants me to dust
Could that be any more emasculating? No
And it's a pointless job
You wipe something down, the dust goes in the air
It settles on something else, make it fun
Let me put that rag on the end of a hand drill
I'll tell you what, I joke about it, but I'ma tell you something, man
Ah, she runs that house, good Lord, um, yeah, I know, I know, I know
And if you're a married guy, I ain't telling you nothing you don't already know
But if you're single and you're thinking about getting married, listen up
You ain't never gonna win the argument, yeah
If, if guys were a sports team, we'd be over
And that's why, ladies, all we got is this one word, "whatever"
And it don't make us win the argument, we just feel better 'bout losing
My wife hates that word, uh, I'll start, we start arguing and I'll go, "Whatever"
She's like, "No, not whatever", I go, "Yeah, you're gonna win, whatever"
I told my friend, I just said, "I'm so tired of losing the argument"
And he goes, "Well, next time she wants to argue
Tell her you wanna argue naked"
Why would I do that?
He goes, "Well, think about it
She's naked, you're naked"
Argument's over
I'm like, "I'm all for that"
Yeah
So about two weeks ago, she starts getting on me 'bout something
I said, "Hang on, sister," I said, "We're gonna argue, let's do it naked"
She goes, "Fine," she strips down naked, I get naked, and I'm like, "Hey
How you doing?"
She's like, "No, not how you doing, you wanna argue naked
Come on, let's argue naked"
I end up walking away naked, whatever
Please welcome back home to Texas from Blue Collar Comedy
Mr. Bill Engvall!
Thank you so much! Ah!
Oh, you stop
Thank you, Austin, Texas
Welcome to my garage
This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list
You know, I love my wife, but that honey-do thing is getting old
Here's the problem, honey don't wanna do 'em
Don't get me wrong, I'll do my part
I do my chores, but I like to do stuff with machines, you know?
Mow the yard, lawnmower, leaf blow, she wants me to dust
Could that be any more emasculating? No
And it's a pointless job
You wipe something down, the dust goes in the air
It settles on something else, make it fun
Let me put that rag on the end of a hand drill
I'll tell you what, I joke about it, but I'ma tell you something, man
Ah, she runs that house, good Lord, um, yeah, I know, I know, I know
And if you're a married guy, I ain't telling you nothing you don't already know
But if you're single and you're thinking about getting married, listen up
You ain't never gonna win the argument, yeah
If, if guys were a sports team, we'd be over
And that's why, ladies, all we got is this one word, "whatever"
And it don't make us win the argument, we just feel better 'bout losing
My wife hates that word, uh, I'll start, we start arguing and I'll go, "Whatever"
She's like, "No, not whatever", I go, "Yeah, you're gonna win, whatever"
I told my friend, I just said, "I'm so tired of losing the argument"
And he goes, "Well, next time she wants to argue
Tell her you wanna argue naked"
Why would I do that?
He goes, "Well, think about it
She's naked, you're naked"
Argument's over
I'm like, "I'm all for that"
Yeah
So about two weeks ago, she starts getting on me 'bout something
I said, "Hang on, sister," I said, "We're gonna argue, let's do it naked"
She goes, "Fine," she strips down naked, I get naked, and I'm like, "Hey
How you doing?"
She's like, "No, not how you doing, you wanna argue naked
Come on, let's argue naked"
I end up walking away naked, whatever
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.39] Ladies and gentlemen
[00:01.44] Please welcome back home to Texas from Blue Collar Comedy
[00:04.99] Mr. Bill Engvall!
[00:17.58] Thank you so much! Ah!
[00:23.58] Oh, you stop
[00:26.88] Thank you, Austin, Texas
[00:32.80] Welcome to my garage
[00:36.23] This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list
[00:42.07] You know, I love my wife, but that honey-do thing is getting old
[00:47.06] Here's the problem, honey don't wanna do 'em
[00:52.76] Don't get me wrong, I'll do my part
[00:55.11] I do my chores, but I like to do stuff with machines, you know?
[00:59.14] Mow the yard, lawnmower, leaf blow, she wants me to dust
[01:07.62] Could that be any more emasculating? No
[01:11.57] And it's a pointless job
[01:14.02] You wipe something down, the dust goes in the air
[01:18.05] It settles on something else, make it fun
[01:23.48] Let me put that rag on the end of a hand drill
[01:31.93] I'll tell you what, I joke about it, but I'ma tell you something, man
[01:35.19] Ah, she runs that house, good Lord, um, yeah, I know, I know, I know
[01:41.95] And if you're a married guy, I ain't telling you nothing you don't already know
[01:45.86] But if you're single and you're thinking about getting married, listen up
[01:51.41] You ain't never gonna win the argument, yeah
[01:59.88] If, if guys were a sports team, we'd be over
[02:06.87] And that's why, ladies, all we got is this one word, "whatever"
[02:12.19] And it don't make us win the argument, we just feel better 'bout losing
[02:16.31] My wife hates that word, uh, I'll start, we start arguing and I'll go, "Whatever"
[02:20.00] She's like, "No, not whatever", I go, "Yeah, you're gonna win, whatever"
[02:25.22] I told my friend, I just said, "I'm so tired of losing the argument"
[02:28.89] And he goes, "Well, next time she wants to argue
[02:30.76] Tell her you wanna argue naked"
[02:36.52] Why would I do that?
[02:38.24] He goes, "Well, think about it
[02:41.05] She's naked, you're naked"
[02:45.40] Argument's over
[02:47.61] I'm like, "I'm all for that"
[02:51.95] Yeah
[02:57.30] So about two weeks ago, she starts getting on me 'bout something
[02:59.74] I said, "Hang on, sister," I said, "We're gonna argue, let's do it naked"
[03:04.12] She goes, "Fine," she strips down naked, I get naked, and I'm like, "Hey
[03:12.97] How you doing?"
[03:15.61] She's like, "No, not how you doing, you wanna argue naked
[03:17.83] Come on, let's argue naked"
[03:26.02] I end up walking away naked, whatever
[03:28.33]
[00:01.44] Please welcome back home to Texas from Blue Collar Comedy
[00:04.99] Mr. Bill Engvall!
[00:17.58] Thank you so much! Ah!
[00:23.58] Oh, you stop
[00:26.88] Thank you, Austin, Texas
[00:32.80] Welcome to my garage
[00:36.23] This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list
[00:42.07] You know, I love my wife, but that honey-do thing is getting old
[00:47.06] Here's the problem, honey don't wanna do 'em
[00:52.76] Don't get me wrong, I'll do my part
[00:55.11] I do my chores, but I like to do stuff with machines, you know?
[00:59.14] Mow the yard, lawnmower, leaf blow, she wants me to dust
[01:07.62] Could that be any more emasculating? No
[01:11.57] And it's a pointless job
[01:14.02] You wipe something down, the dust goes in the air
[01:18.05] It settles on something else, make it fun
[01:23.48] Let me put that rag on the end of a hand drill
[01:31.93] I'll tell you what, I joke about it, but I'ma tell you something, man
[01:35.19] Ah, she runs that house, good Lord, um, yeah, I know, I know, I know
[01:41.95] And if you're a married guy, I ain't telling you nothing you don't already know
[01:45.86] But if you're single and you're thinking about getting married, listen up
[01:51.41] You ain't never gonna win the argument, yeah
[01:59.88] If, if guys were a sports team, we'd be over
[02:06.87] And that's why, ladies, all we got is this one word, "whatever"
[02:12.19] And it don't make us win the argument, we just feel better 'bout losing
[02:16.31] My wife hates that word, uh, I'll start, we start arguing and I'll go, "Whatever"
[02:20.00] She's like, "No, not whatever", I go, "Yeah, you're gonna win, whatever"
[02:25.22] I told my friend, I just said, "I'm so tired of losing the argument"
[02:28.89] And he goes, "Well, next time she wants to argue
[02:30.76] Tell her you wanna argue naked"
[02:36.52] Why would I do that?
[02:38.24] He goes, "Well, think about it
[02:41.05] She's naked, you're naked"
[02:45.40] Argument's over
[02:47.61] I'm like, "I'm all for that"
[02:51.95] Yeah
[02:57.30] So about two weeks ago, she starts getting on me 'bout something
[02:59.74] I said, "Hang on, sister," I said, "We're gonna argue, let's do it naked"
[03:04.12] She goes, "Fine," she strips down naked, I get naked, and I'm like, "Hey
[03:12.97] How you doing?"
[03:15.61] She's like, "No, not how you doing, you wanna argue naked
[03:17.83] Come on, let's argue naked"
[03:26.02] I end up walking away naked, whatever
[03:28.33]