Adam Sandler (interlude)

When I moved to Hollywood
Everybody looked so cool
Celebrities and parties
Gucci belts infinity pools
But I suffer from depression
And I don't have many friends
I don't fit in with influencers
I have existential dread
When I start to panic
And the Prozac doesn't help
I think about Big Daddy
And I ask myself
What would Adam Sandler do (do)
What would Adam Sandler wear (wear)
If I was Adam Sandler too (too)
I'd wear flip flops everywhere (where)
What would Zohan do (do)
Billy Madison is lit (lit)
Mr. Deeds is such a good dude (dude)
Happy Gilmore just don't give a shit (shit)
He's a father, he's a gangster
He's a crocstar, he's a gambler
He's my hero, he's got rizz
He has zero fucks to give
He's just like us
In Adam Sandler we trust