Undertaker (Dead Bishops on the Landing)
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โฑ๏ธ 1:20 duration
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๐ Lyrics
Hello?
Hello?
Undertaker
What do you want?
I'm an undertaker. Anybody dead today?
What?
Anybody dead today?
No
Oh, pity. Still, just checking
I think you must have the wrong address
No, no, just trying my luck! I'm a freelance
So, you haven't got anyone you want buried?
No
Sure? Professionally, with discount
Look, I think I would know if there was anybody here who was dead
Nobody you want just dumped?
No, thank you
No bodies hanging around?
No!
Still, no harm in asking
Yes, thank you very much!
Be lucky. Oh, er...
Yes?
Anybody ill?
NO!
Anybody a bit weak?
No, thank you
You know, I don't mind waiting. I've got the hearse outside
No, thank you very much indeed!
Who's the oldest in the house?
W-why?
No reason, no reason. Any smokers live here?
Now, look, we've all given up, thank you very much
You don't look too good
I feel fine, thank you
Are you sure?
Look, never felt better. Now, thank you very much
That's often a sign. Perhaps I'd better stick around
Go away!
Any elderly cats?
Go away!
Decrepit dogs, moribund mice?
GET OUT!
Terminal tortoises?
GO AWAY!
Geriatric gerbils?
Ugh, bloody undertakers. Never around when you need
Them. Hey, wait a minute, I forgot about a dead
Mormon choir on the landing! Hey, hey, excuse me!
Hello?
Undertaker
What do you want?
I'm an undertaker. Anybody dead today?
What?
Anybody dead today?
No
Oh, pity. Still, just checking
I think you must have the wrong address
No, no, just trying my luck! I'm a freelance
So, you haven't got anyone you want buried?
No
Sure? Professionally, with discount
Look, I think I would know if there was anybody here who was dead
Nobody you want just dumped?
No, thank you
No bodies hanging around?
No!
Still, no harm in asking
Yes, thank you very much!
Be lucky. Oh, er...
Yes?
Anybody ill?
NO!
Anybody a bit weak?
No, thank you
You know, I don't mind waiting. I've got the hearse outside
No, thank you very much indeed!
Who's the oldest in the house?
W-why?
No reason, no reason. Any smokers live here?
Now, look, we've all given up, thank you very much
You don't look too good
I feel fine, thank you
Are you sure?
Look, never felt better. Now, thank you very much
That's often a sign. Perhaps I'd better stick around
Go away!
Any elderly cats?
Go away!
Decrepit dogs, moribund mice?
GET OUT!
Terminal tortoises?
GO AWAY!
Geriatric gerbils?
Ugh, bloody undertakers. Never around when you need
Them. Hey, wait a minute, I forgot about a dead
Mormon choir on the landing! Hey, hey, excuse me!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.27] Hello?
[00:02.12] Hello?
[00:02.93] Undertaker
[00:03.93] What do you want?
[00:04.98] I'm an undertaker. Anybody dead today?
[00:06.95] What?
[00:07.89] Anybody dead today?
[00:09.34] No
[00:10.09] Oh, pity. Still, just checking
[00:12.47] I think you must have the wrong address
[00:13.98] No, no, just trying my luck! I'm a freelance
[00:16.98] So, you haven't got anyone you want buried?
[00:19.40] No
[00:19.93] Sure? Professionally, with discount
[00:21.57] Look, I think I would know if there was anybody here who was dead
[00:25.16] Nobody you want just dumped?
[00:26.06] No, thank you
[00:27.51] No bodies hanging around?
[00:29.04] No!
[00:29.04] Still, no harm in asking
[00:30.07] Yes, thank you very much!
[00:31.31] Be lucky. Oh, er...
[00:34.15] Yes?
[00:34.58] Anybody ill?
[00:35.73] NO!
[00:36.19] Anybody a bit weak?
[00:37.35] No, thank you
[00:37.96] You know, I don't mind waiting. I've got the hearse outside
[00:39.51] No, thank you very much indeed!
[00:42.28] Who's the oldest in the house?
[00:43.37] W-why?
[00:44.39] No reason, no reason. Any smokers live here?
[00:46.91] Now, look, we've all given up, thank you very much
[00:49.10] You don't look too good
[00:49.82] I feel fine, thank you
[00:51.09] Are you sure?
[00:51.66] Look, never felt better. Now, thank you very much
[00:53.32] That's often a sign. Perhaps I'd better stick around
[00:54.93] Go away!
[00:55.75] Any elderly cats?
[00:56.80] Go away!
[00:57.31] Decrepit dogs, moribund mice?
[00:58.84] GET OUT!
[00:59.60] Terminal tortoises?
[01:00.64] GO AWAY!
[01:01.82] Geriatric gerbils?
[01:03.57] Ugh, bloody undertakers. Never around when you need
[01:06.41] Them. Hey, wait a minute, I forgot about a dead
[01:09.83] Mormon choir on the landing! Hey, hey, excuse me!
[01:19.92]
[00:02.12] Hello?
[00:02.93] Undertaker
[00:03.93] What do you want?
[00:04.98] I'm an undertaker. Anybody dead today?
[00:06.95] What?
[00:07.89] Anybody dead today?
[00:09.34] No
[00:10.09] Oh, pity. Still, just checking
[00:12.47] I think you must have the wrong address
[00:13.98] No, no, just trying my luck! I'm a freelance
[00:16.98] So, you haven't got anyone you want buried?
[00:19.40] No
[00:19.93] Sure? Professionally, with discount
[00:21.57] Look, I think I would know if there was anybody here who was dead
[00:25.16] Nobody you want just dumped?
[00:26.06] No, thank you
[00:27.51] No bodies hanging around?
[00:29.04] No!
[00:29.04] Still, no harm in asking
[00:30.07] Yes, thank you very much!
[00:31.31] Be lucky. Oh, er...
[00:34.15] Yes?
[00:34.58] Anybody ill?
[00:35.73] NO!
[00:36.19] Anybody a bit weak?
[00:37.35] No, thank you
[00:37.96] You know, I don't mind waiting. I've got the hearse outside
[00:39.51] No, thank you very much indeed!
[00:42.28] Who's the oldest in the house?
[00:43.37] W-why?
[00:44.39] No reason, no reason. Any smokers live here?
[00:46.91] Now, look, we've all given up, thank you very much
[00:49.10] You don't look too good
[00:49.82] I feel fine, thank you
[00:51.09] Are you sure?
[00:51.66] Look, never felt better. Now, thank you very much
[00:53.32] That's often a sign. Perhaps I'd better stick around
[00:54.93] Go away!
[00:55.75] Any elderly cats?
[00:56.80] Go away!
[00:57.31] Decrepit dogs, moribund mice?
[00:58.84] GET OUT!
[00:59.60] Terminal tortoises?
[01:00.64] GO AWAY!
[01:01.82] Geriatric gerbils?
[01:03.57] Ugh, bloody undertakers. Never around when you need
[01:06.41] Them. Hey, wait a minute, I forgot about a dead
[01:09.83] Mormon choir on the landing! Hey, hey, excuse me!
[01:19.92]