Everybody Gets High (Stripped)

Once upon a time in a land far away
There lived a little boy and he drank all day
Friends called him stupid and his brothers called him gay
Emptied all the bottles 'til the pain went away

Whiskey was his friend, he didn't have another
Vicodin his vice, his real and only lover
Smoked a pack or two, it never was a problem
Popped a pill or two, they really made him blossom

Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
And I trip, and I trip, and I trip
And I'm like, run ya bitch, run ya bitch, run ya bitch
Counterfeit hypocrite, holy shit

Once upon a time in a land far away
There lived a little boy and he cried all day
Playboy bunny magazines would never get him laid
He downed another bottle 'til the pain went away

Whiskey was his friend, he didn't have another
Vicodin his vice, his real and only lover
Smoked a pack or two, it never was a problem
Popped a pill or two, they really made him blossom

Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
And I trip, and I trip, and I trip
And I'm like, run ya bitch, run ya bitch, run ya bitch
Counterfeit hypocrite, holy shit

Everybody gets high
Why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high
Why the hell can't I?

Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
And I trip, and I trip, and I trip
And I'm like, run ya bitch, run ya bitch, run ya bitch
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit

Everybody gets high
Why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high
Why the hell can't I?