The Election
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Wilbur! How's it going, mate?
I wouldn't say that I'm doing all that great
Aren't you glad that our country is free?
It would be better if they just respected me
What do you mean? What's wrong?
Nobody listens to us, they just dance to their own song!
I guess you're right, so what's our next direction?
Well, Tommy, after a lot of reflection
I've decided that we need to hold our own election
What?!
The best way to make people
Believe that you're in charge
Is to have them vote for you
I guess that's true
As your former general
And your dear friend
Here's what we need to do
I'm listening to you
We'll have an election
Where we are the only ones there
Cause everybody knows
A one party system's always fair!
Let's let the public decide
Who should lead!
No one will run against us
Victory's guaranteed!
So, let's rig this thing!
Tommy, we're not making ourselves king
We're just gonna close the race...
Not before I put you both in your place
Quackity? What are you talking about?
It's easy to eavesdrop when you hear shouts
I heard all about your political ambitions
And I've decided you need some competition
You're both idiots if
You thought your plan would work
Without any snags
We have this in the bag!
Your policies are garbage
So I'm gonna oppose you
With my party of SWAG
Sounds like a drag!
I'm joining the election
To stand for democracy
You just defeated a tyrant
Don't you see the hypocrisy?!
Let's let the public decide
Who should lead
You have no chance
Victory is guaranteed!
So, Big Q, who's your running mate?
I'd like to know before the big debate
Well, he's second in line for the crown
That's right! I got GeorgeNotFound
With him we could win in our sleep!
So you might as well give up and weep!
Tommy, this isn't good. I've seen Twitter
Uh oh sounds like we've got a quitter!
I don't need clout goggles to see
That you have no chance
We'll get votes a plenty!
You're wrong, you stupid jerk
It's clear to see
The win'll go to POG2020
We're gonna win the election
Prove that we're the better team!
Better run back to the Drug Van
Cause we're taking down your scheme.
Let's let the public decide
Who should lead
We're gonna win
Our victory's guaranteed!
I wouldn't say that I'm doing all that great
Aren't you glad that our country is free?
It would be better if they just respected me
What do you mean? What's wrong?
Nobody listens to us, they just dance to their own song!
I guess you're right, so what's our next direction?
Well, Tommy, after a lot of reflection
I've decided that we need to hold our own election
What?!
The best way to make people
Believe that you're in charge
Is to have them vote for you
I guess that's true
As your former general
And your dear friend
Here's what we need to do
I'm listening to you
We'll have an election
Where we are the only ones there
Cause everybody knows
A one party system's always fair!
Let's let the public decide
Who should lead!
No one will run against us
Victory's guaranteed!
So, let's rig this thing!
Tommy, we're not making ourselves king
We're just gonna close the race...
Not before I put you both in your place
Quackity? What are you talking about?
It's easy to eavesdrop when you hear shouts
I heard all about your political ambitions
And I've decided you need some competition
You're both idiots if
You thought your plan would work
Without any snags
We have this in the bag!
Your policies are garbage
So I'm gonna oppose you
With my party of SWAG
Sounds like a drag!
I'm joining the election
To stand for democracy
You just defeated a tyrant
Don't you see the hypocrisy?!
Let's let the public decide
Who should lead
You have no chance
Victory is guaranteed!
So, Big Q, who's your running mate?
I'd like to know before the big debate
Well, he's second in line for the crown
That's right! I got GeorgeNotFound
With him we could win in our sleep!
So you might as well give up and weep!
Tommy, this isn't good. I've seen Twitter
Uh oh sounds like we've got a quitter!
I don't need clout goggles to see
That you have no chance
We'll get votes a plenty!
You're wrong, you stupid jerk
It's clear to see
The win'll go to POG2020
We're gonna win the election
Prove that we're the better team!
Better run back to the Drug Van
Cause we're taking down your scheme.
Let's let the public decide
Who should lead
We're gonna win
Our victory's guaranteed!