John McCain’s Ghost Sneaks Into the White House and Tea Bags the President

Oh John McCain, heard you went insane
Heard you snuck into the White House
And put em on his face

Tea bag, tea bag the president
Tea bag, he doesn’t like it
Tea bag, tea bag the president
Tea bag, he doesn’t like it

Oh John McCain, heard you went insane
Heard you pull down your trou’
And showed that boy your brains

Tea bag, tea bag the president
Tea bag, he doesn’t like it
Tea bag, tea bag the president
Tea bag, he doesn’t like it

Oh, don’t you know its wrong
And its rude to tea bag ‘em like you do
John, oh John
You showed that boy your John, oh John
And you were wearing a thong, a thong
And it was red, white and blue
Blue, how patriotic of you
Tea bag, tea bag the president
Tea bag, he doesn’t like it
Tea bag, tea bag the president
Tea bag, he doesn’t like it

Oh John McCain, heard you went insane
Heard you snuck into the White House
And put em on his face

Damnit dude, that’s cool
But we still hate you, too

Tea bag, tea bag the president
Tea bag, he doesn’t like it
Tea bag, tea bag the president
Tea bag, he doesn’t like it
Balls on his face