Mine Every Mountain

Now, at this time, I would like to bring out the Secretary of Interior. Now, quite frankly, I think the décor of the White House looks just fine... Please welcome Ms. Gale Norton

All your wild scenic lands
Mother Nature's largess
Will be safe in my hands
I'm James Watt in a dress

Mine every mountain
Fill every stream
Level every hillside
Everything that's green

Bring global warming
More acid rain
From businesses who gave us
Cash for our campaign

Put some new oil wells
Where the tides flow and ebb
Only not near a state
With a guv'nor name Jeb

You eco wackos
Go hug a tree
Now you're stuck with me