Filipino Box Spring Hog
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โฑ๏ธ 3:41 duration
๐ ID: 27273462
๐ Lyrics
I hung on to Mary's stump
I danced with a soldier's glee
With a rum-soaked crook and a big fat laugh
I spent my last dollar on thee
I saw Bill Bones, gave him a yell
Kehoe spiked the nog
With a chain-link fence and a scrap-iron jaw
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Spider rolled in from Hollister Burn
On a one-eyed stolen mare
Donned himself with chicken fat
Sawin' on a jawbone violin there
Kathleen was sittin' down in Little Red Recovery Room
In her criminal underwear bra
I was naked to the waist with my fierce black hound
And I'm cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
Fill it with madrone and bay
Stinks like hell and the neighbors complain
Don't give a hoot what they say
Gotta slap that hog
Roll em over twice
Gotta baste him with a sweeping broom
You gotta swat them flies and chain up the dogs
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Rattlesnake piccata with grapes and figs
Old brown Betty with a yellow wig
Tain't the mince meat filagree
And it ain't the turkey-neck stew
And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds
Though she made them especially for you
Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie
The beans got thrown to the dogs
Jaheseus Christ, I can always make room
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
(Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog, cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog)
I danced with a soldier's glee
With a rum-soaked crook and a big fat laugh
I spent my last dollar on thee
I saw Bill Bones, gave him a yell
Kehoe spiked the nog
With a chain-link fence and a scrap-iron jaw
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Spider rolled in from Hollister Burn
On a one-eyed stolen mare
Donned himself with chicken fat
Sawin' on a jawbone violin there
Kathleen was sittin' down in Little Red Recovery Room
In her criminal underwear bra
I was naked to the waist with my fierce black hound
And I'm cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
Fill it with madrone and bay
Stinks like hell and the neighbors complain
Don't give a hoot what they say
Gotta slap that hog
Roll em over twice
Gotta baste him with a sweeping broom
You gotta swat them flies and chain up the dogs
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Rattlesnake piccata with grapes and figs
Old brown Betty with a yellow wig
Tain't the mince meat filagree
And it ain't the turkey-neck stew
And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds
Though she made them especially for you
Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie
The beans got thrown to the dogs
Jaheseus Christ, I can always make room
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
(Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog, cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog)
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:07.62] I hung on to Mary's stump
[00:11.17] I danced with a soldier's glee
[00:15.78] With a rum-soaked crook and a big fat laugh
[00:19.52] I spent my last dollar on thee
[00:22.64] I saw Bill Bones, gave him a yell
[00:26.38] Kehoe spiked the nog
[00:29.23] With a chain-link fence and a scrap-iron jaw
[00:32.85] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[00:37.56] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[00:41.23] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[00:47.97] Spider rolled in from Hollister Burn
[00:51.30] On a one-eyed stolen mare
[00:54.74] Donned himself with chicken fat
[00:57.86] Sawin' on a jawbone violin there
[01:01.61] Kathleen was sittin' down in Little Red Recovery Room
[01:06.00] In her criminal underwear bra
[01:09.10] I was naked to the waist with my fierce black hound
[01:14.11] And I'm cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[01:17.90] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[01:21.30] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[01:26.88] Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
[01:30.01] Fill it with madrone and bay
[01:33.30] Stinks like hell and the neighbors complain
[01:36.96] Don't give a hoot what they say
[01:41.32] Gotta slap that hog
[01:45.15] Roll em over twice
[01:48.13] Gotta baste him with a sweeping broom
[01:53.18] You gotta swat them flies and chain up the dogs
[01:56.86] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[02:00.19] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[02:03.38] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[02:09.68] Rattlesnake piccata with grapes and figs
[02:13.01] Old brown Betty with a yellow wig
[02:16.55] Tain't the mince meat filagree
[02:20.85] And it ain't the turkey-neck stew
[02:26.00] And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds
[02:29.42] Though she made them especially for you
[02:34.40] Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie
[02:38.00] The beans got thrown to the dogs
[02:42.37] Jaheseus Christ, I can always make room
[02:45.98] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[02:49.29] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[02:52.49] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[02:55.64] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[03:00.55] (Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog, cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog)
[00:11.17] I danced with a soldier's glee
[00:15.78] With a rum-soaked crook and a big fat laugh
[00:19.52] I spent my last dollar on thee
[00:22.64] I saw Bill Bones, gave him a yell
[00:26.38] Kehoe spiked the nog
[00:29.23] With a chain-link fence and a scrap-iron jaw
[00:32.85] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[00:37.56] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[00:41.23] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[00:47.97] Spider rolled in from Hollister Burn
[00:51.30] On a one-eyed stolen mare
[00:54.74] Donned himself with chicken fat
[00:57.86] Sawin' on a jawbone violin there
[01:01.61] Kathleen was sittin' down in Little Red Recovery Room
[01:06.00] In her criminal underwear bra
[01:09.10] I was naked to the waist with my fierce black hound
[01:14.11] And I'm cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[01:17.90] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[01:21.30] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[01:26.88] Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
[01:30.01] Fill it with madrone and bay
[01:33.30] Stinks like hell and the neighbors complain
[01:36.96] Don't give a hoot what they say
[01:41.32] Gotta slap that hog
[01:45.15] Roll em over twice
[01:48.13] Gotta baste him with a sweeping broom
[01:53.18] You gotta swat them flies and chain up the dogs
[01:56.86] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[02:00.19] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[02:03.38] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[02:09.68] Rattlesnake piccata with grapes and figs
[02:13.01] Old brown Betty with a yellow wig
[02:16.55] Tain't the mince meat filagree
[02:20.85] And it ain't the turkey-neck stew
[02:26.00] And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds
[02:29.42] Though she made them especially for you
[02:34.40] Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie
[02:38.00] The beans got thrown to the dogs
[02:42.37] Jaheseus Christ, I can always make room
[02:45.98] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[02:49.29] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[02:52.49] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[02:55.64] Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
[03:00.55] (Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog, cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog)