Cocktales

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[00:11.65] These are the tales, the Freaky Tales
[00:14.34] These are the Tales that I cherrish so well
[00:16.65] You don't like my dirty rap, you can go to hell
[00:19.37] 'Cause Short Dog's on the mic tellin' Cocktales
[00:22.67] H-E-A-D
[00:25.04] All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that P
[00:27.67] You're just a big freak, you better not complain
[00:30.57] When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name
[00:33.19] If you a fake bitch, ain't no thing
[00:36.23] I'll pick up the phone and call Janine
[00:38.73] If I call Marie, I know for a fact
[00:41.48] I'm gettin sucked in my drop top cadillac
[00:44.46] I met this freak named Naomi
[00:47.22] Straight dick sucker worked me and my homies
[00:49.97] She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki
[00:52.72] I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick
[00:55.26] She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck with Tina
[00:58.40] Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana
[01:01.07] I took her to my house and told her strip
[01:03.93] Baby got freaky-started doing the splits
[01:06.27] I said, "Bitch Do what you want
[01:09.06] 'Cause this true blue mack won't even front"
[01:12.01] I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
[01:14.99] Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
[01:17.43] I'mma too short couldn't be no punk
[01:20.32] I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
[01:22.77] My dick is big and her nigga had a little one
[01:25.52] I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun
[01:28.23] I know you stop and wonder just what it is
[01:31.14] It's the California lifestyle that I live
[01:33.83] See I'm from the crew dangerous bitch
[01:36.69] Tellin' everybody about this freaky shit
[01:39.69] I know this bitch named Annette
[01:42.39] You get her all alone and she'll suck your dick
[01:44.96] Hella freaky won't say no for shit
[01:47.76] You and her all alone, nigga that's your bitch
[01:50.73] I know another freak her name's Joanne
[01:53.44] I always get the pussy 'cause I know I can
[01:56.24] Finest bitch around, ain't got no man
[01:58.72] Everytime she cross my mind I go fuck her again
[02:01.67] She's like another bitch named Christine
[02:04.58] Bitch so dumb, I named her misdemeanor
[02:07.00] 'Cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb
[02:09.94] I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
[02:13.30] You know I did all that shit
[02:15.07] She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that bitch
[02:17.86] And go dig in them guts like a gardener
[02:20.47] If she starts screamin', I'm gonna fuck the bitch harder
[02:23.47] Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
[02:26.64] These are the tales that I tell so well
[02:28.81] You don't like my dirty rap you can go to hell
[02:31.63] 'Cause Short Dogg's on the mike tellin' cocktails
[02:35.10] I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy
[02:37.62] Fucking M.C.'s cause she's so nasty
[02:40.23] See her backstage trying to throw that ass
[02:42.64] She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy
[02:46.84] You can't stop the bitch
[02:48.31] Let her roll on my rolls then I drop the bitch
[02:51.26] My name is Short my game is long
[02:54.08] I freak these hoes and sing these songs
[02:57.16] I know another girl named Stephanie
[02:59.59] Do anything she can to have sex with me
[03:02.27] She really don't bring out the best in me
[03:04.85] But I love her fine ass laying next to me
[03:07.78] She's like another freak named Nicole
[03:10.54] So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
[03:13.32] I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
[03:16.02] I fucked her so good she told her friend named Angie
[03:19.08] Angie called me up about two weeks later
[03:21.67] Talking some shit about do me player
[03:23.94] So I did her just like Tamara
[03:26.46] Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera
[03:29.75] Next they told a girl named Rocquelle
[03:32.44] Got my skin all under her fingernails
[03:35.10] She was diggin in my back while I grind the shit
[03:37.96] That was way back now I can't find the bitch
[03:40.51] But if I do, I'll probably do the same again
[03:43.37] Break the bitch for everything 'cause I came to pimp
[03:46.23] I'm Too Short baby, I don't stop mackin
[03:49.18] I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin
[03:51.61] You can bet your life as I spit these raps
[03:54.44] I'll be fucking em' up like that bitch
[03:57.72] I know a bitch her name was Shery
[04:00.11] I had to cut her loose 'cause she wanted to get married
[04:03.06] Pussy so good and I do mean very
[04:05.66] Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy
[04:08.45] I'm Short Dogg ain't nothing nice
[04:11.11] You ever make me mad and I'll fuck your wife
[04:13.77] Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick
[04:16.73] I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your bitch
[04:19.29] Like my other little tramp named Erika
[04:22.03] Anywhere I want to fuck that's where I fuck
[04:24.62] 'Cause she's the freakiest bitch in America
[04:27.47] And everytime I get the pussy I just tear it up
[04:30.29] 'Cause these are the tales the freaky tales
[04:33.30] These are the tales that I tell so well
[04:35.61] You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell
[04:38.33] 'Cause Short Dogg is on the mic telling cocktales
[04:40.73] Bitch, bitch-
[04:44.60] And it don't stop to the beat-
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