I'm Number One

[00:00.38] I'm number one
[00:02.17] You're number two
[00:04.35] We are criminals at large but I'm at larger than you
[00:08.36] I'm number one
[00:10.15] You're number two
[00:12.45] I believe in equality as long as you get less than me
[00:16.81] I'm one (you're one)
[00:18.37] You're number two (I'm number two)
[00:20.41] You may think that you're smarter
[00:22.48] But I'm smarter than you
[00:24.33] I'm number one
[00:26.19] You're number two
[00:28.81] You're lucky to be number two
[00:31.34] Not number three
[00:33.62] I can see by the look in your eye
[00:36.92] You want to get a bigger piece of the pie
[00:41.67] One day you'll get your chance
[00:44.26] But in the meantime
[00:46.35] You got to dance monkey dance
[00:49.22] Really? I hate dancing
[00:51.27] Do it! Dance monkey dance
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[01:00.33] I'm number two
[01:02.49] He's number one
[01:04.84] I can't believe I'm working for an amphibian
[01:08.23] I'm number two
[01:10.37] He's number one (I'm number one!)
[01:12.69] You know life gone to the dogs
[01:14.61] When your boss is a frog
[01:17.52] I can see it's just a matter of time
[01:20.23] Before he's gone and I'm at the front of the line
[01:25.32] It won't be long until I get my chance
[01:28.41] But in the meantime
[01:30.39] I've got to dance monkey dance
[01:36.17] Dance monkey dance
[01:41.17] Now watch me
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[01:52.34] I'm number one (he's number one)
[01:54.42] You're number two (I'm number two!)
[01:56.98] I'll bet you kid
[01:58.11] There you go
[01:58.72] Now step aside this ain't your show
[02:01.05] I'm one (you're one)
[02:02.64] I'm number one (yes, we know)
[02:05.02] I'm (he's) number one
[02:15.36] That's how it's done
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