Nobody Likes Me

[00:07.86] Yeah it's
[00:08.79] Patrick Karneigh Junior, Norman Pain and Kev
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[00:15.27] My wife's got a bichon frise with a sex addiction
[00:17.50] And it's hard to walk him in the park
[00:19.14] Every other dog we see
[00:20.40] Gets chased and pinned and fucked and licked in the ass
[00:22.91] My grandson's smoking weed in his bedroom
[00:24.89] Texting girls photos of his cock
[00:26.61] Jesus, fuck
[00:27.72] If her dad comes 'round
[00:28.80] Then I'll smash his car with a rock
[00:30.53] Big old balls, they drag me down
[00:32.15] You'll find me dancing 'round sexy town
[00:34.20] Red light district pedalling around
[00:35.92] And then I get mugged and my pants turn brown
[00:37.83] Bachelor pad covered in spaff
[00:39.75] Dorito crumbs all up in my bath
[00:41.62] Flaking skin on my head
[00:43.56] Sunburn flesh, let it shed
[00:45.40] Wake up sunday, wife just punched me
[00:47.39] Said she's hungry, gotta go cook
[00:49.05] Wifi's broken so I gotta watch my porn
[00:51.28] In the form of comic books
[00:52.89] Brother, look
[00:53.85] Wank myself with a single finger, Captain Hook
[00:56.64] Then I go smoke my pipe with a random man
[00:58.84] In a dark and weary nook
[01:00.44] Bought a transgender man two pints
[01:02.34] Can I get lucky and fist him tonight?
[01:03.98] Constrict my cock with a pink hair tie
[01:06.04] Not to tight, no, I don't wanna die
[01:07.71] Used to have a dog, his name was Francis
[01:09.87] Then he ran away, what a selfish bastard
[01:11.52] Now I got a cat and his name is Patrick
[01:13.62] PKJ got jealous and attacked it
[01:15.54] When I say hi, I get shut down
[01:17.36] When I'm outside, I get stressed out
[01:19.27] When I got people around I'm anxious
[01:21.19] Nobody likes me, what the fuck now?
[01:22.78] When I say hi, I get shut down
[01:24.92] When I'm outside, I get stressed out
[01:26.82] When I got people around I'm anxious
[01:28.78] Nobody likes me, what the fuck now?
[01:30.38] Call me the neighbour's name when you fuck me
[01:32.20] You ain't gotta kiss me, you ain't gotta hug me
[01:34.10] (Please) Shit
[01:35.16] I mean really, just do something
[01:36.83] Please just touch me
[01:37.96] I don't wanna go to my nephew's birthday
[01:39.52] His friends play rugby, they might just hurt me
[01:42.25] Last time they just kicked my shins
[01:43.75] And spat on my christmas turkey
[01:45.38] Hit another spliff and I feel alright
[01:47.27] Then I hit another line, I convulse and fly
[01:49.16] Rip out my heart, left open wide
[01:50.97] Jump on the back of my ex and pipe
[01:52.86] I'm like hello, I'm like hi
[01:54.82] Do you want a backrub? Do you wanna die?
[01:56.71] Do you wanna catch up? Do you wanna cry?
[01:58.65] Do you want a slice of the painful pie?
[02:00.54] Wife's got a best friend, her name's Sandy
[02:02.28] She's got a husband, his name's Andy
[02:04.15] I like to picture them when they fuck
[02:06.09] And imagine that her ass tastes sweet like candy
[02:07.92] Who's got a camera? Wanna take a picture
[02:09.88] Got a good shot of my best friend's sister
[02:11.63] She's bent down with her hand on red
[02:13.38] Rock hard in the middle of a game of twister
[02:15.55] I play the horns, the horns of death
[02:17.13] A girl said hi, now I'm obsessed
[02:19.27] Stick it in the wank bank, back to the nest
[02:20.77] Then it's candlelight, lay back and carress
[02:23.05] I'm not alone, the voice in my head
[02:24.76] Tells me I'm handsome and great in bed
[02:26.66] When you got chocolate, who needs sex?
[02:28.55] I can just wank to a text instead
[02:30.46] When I say hi, I get shut down
[02:32.32] When I'm outside, I get stressed out
[02:34.29] When I got people around I'm anxious
[02:36.03] Nobody likes me, what the fuck now?
[02:38.05] When I say hi, I get shut down
[02:39.94] When I'm outside, I get stressed out
[02:41.78] When I got people around I'm anxious
[02:43.63] Nobody likes me, what the fuck now?
[02:44.92] Hell yeah, alright
[02:48.54] Hell yeah, alright
[02:52.40] Hell yeah, alright
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