Bad Indigestion
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โฑ๏ธ 3:27 duration
๐ ID: 27467434
๐ Lyrics
Twinkees were a defense for a murder binge
The killer had a high sugar count, but now he's on the mend
He sold his soul to the hostess, she turned his brain to mush
The lawyer said "Sure, he killed 'em judge. It was just a sugar rush!"
Fat on the bacon, wool on the lamb
Flies in the ointment, murder in the ham
Hardened hearts and arteries, salt blocks in the SPAM
Lord, save us all from this bad indigestion
Well, would we do the things we do without poison in our blood
Would we hurt our fellow man while consuming all this crud
Break our vows, go to war, put mankind to shame
If a chemical imbalance weren't coursing through our veins
Fat on the bacon, wool on the lamb
Butter on the biscuits, grease in the pan
Dyes in the candy, tubas in the band
Lord, save us all from this bad indigestion
The god of our benefits is the great horn O' plenty
Moves it's great vegetable hand
Puts a little fruit in all of our baskets
Helps us function better in the can
The god of our benefits is the great cornucopia
Moves it's great vegetable hand
Puts a little fruit in all of our baskets
Helps us function better in the can
Montezuma's revenge has got us on the run
Double meat velveeta cheese between two hot cross buns
Take seltzer and a prune Pepto Bismal and a Tum
And look into the crap we eat, you'll find a smoking gun
Fat on the bacon, wool on the lamb
Butter on the biscuits, grease in the pan
Dyes in the candy, tubas in the band
Lord, save us all from this bad indigestion
Lord, save us all from this bad indigestion
The killer had a high sugar count, but now he's on the mend
He sold his soul to the hostess, she turned his brain to mush
The lawyer said "Sure, he killed 'em judge. It was just a sugar rush!"
Fat on the bacon, wool on the lamb
Flies in the ointment, murder in the ham
Hardened hearts and arteries, salt blocks in the SPAM
Lord, save us all from this bad indigestion
Well, would we do the things we do without poison in our blood
Would we hurt our fellow man while consuming all this crud
Break our vows, go to war, put mankind to shame
If a chemical imbalance weren't coursing through our veins
Fat on the bacon, wool on the lamb
Butter on the biscuits, grease in the pan
Dyes in the candy, tubas in the band
Lord, save us all from this bad indigestion
The god of our benefits is the great horn O' plenty
Moves it's great vegetable hand
Puts a little fruit in all of our baskets
Helps us function better in the can
The god of our benefits is the great cornucopia
Moves it's great vegetable hand
Puts a little fruit in all of our baskets
Helps us function better in the can
Montezuma's revenge has got us on the run
Double meat velveeta cheese between two hot cross buns
Take seltzer and a prune Pepto Bismal and a Tum
And look into the crap we eat, you'll find a smoking gun
Fat on the bacon, wool on the lamb
Butter on the biscuits, grease in the pan
Dyes in the candy, tubas in the band
Lord, save us all from this bad indigestion
Lord, save us all from this bad indigestion
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:18.64] Twinkees were a defense for a murder binge
[00:22.27] The killer had a high sugar count, but now he's on the mend
[00:25.96] He sold his soul to the hostess, she turned his brain to mush
[00:29.79] The lawyer said "Sure, he killed 'em judge. It was just a sugar rush!"
[00:33.65] Fat on the bacon, wool on the lamb
[00:37.50] Flies in the ointment, murder in the ham
[00:41.12] Hardened hearts and arteries, salt blocks in the SPAM
[00:44.89] Lord, save us all from this bad indigestion
[00:48.68]
[01:06.14] Well, would we do the things we do without poison in our blood
[01:10.16] Would we hurt our fellow man while consuming all this crud
[01:13.92] Break our vows, go to war, put mankind to shame
[01:17.54] If a chemical imbalance weren't coursing through our veins
[01:21.48] Fat on the bacon, wool on the lamb
[01:25.21] Butter on the biscuits, grease in the pan
[01:28.98] Dyes in the candy, tubas in the band
[01:32.68] Lord, save us all from this bad indigestion
[01:36.44] The god of our benefits is the great horn O' plenty
[01:40.23] Moves it's great vegetable hand
[01:44.03] Puts a little fruit in all of our baskets
[01:47.83] Helps us function better in the can
[01:51.62]
[02:06.50] The god of our benefits is the great cornucopia
[02:10.41] Moves it's great vegetable hand
[02:14.17] Puts a little fruit in all of our baskets
[02:17.87] Helps us function better in the can
[02:21.59] Montezuma's revenge has got us on the run
[02:25.32] Double meat velveeta cheese between two hot cross buns
[02:28.89] Take seltzer and a prune Pepto Bismal and a Tum
[02:32.53] And look into the crap we eat, you'll find a smoking gun
[02:36.69] Fat on the bacon, wool on the lamb
[02:40.31] Butter on the biscuits, grease in the pan
[02:44.00] Dyes in the candy, tubas in the band
[02:47.62] Lord, save us all from this bad indigestion
[02:52.18] Lord, save us all from this bad indigestion
[02:58.25]
[00:22.27] The killer had a high sugar count, but now he's on the mend
[00:25.96] He sold his soul to the hostess, she turned his brain to mush
[00:29.79] The lawyer said "Sure, he killed 'em judge. It was just a sugar rush!"
[00:33.65] Fat on the bacon, wool on the lamb
[00:37.50] Flies in the ointment, murder in the ham
[00:41.12] Hardened hearts and arteries, salt blocks in the SPAM
[00:44.89] Lord, save us all from this bad indigestion
[00:48.68]
[01:06.14] Well, would we do the things we do without poison in our blood
[01:10.16] Would we hurt our fellow man while consuming all this crud
[01:13.92] Break our vows, go to war, put mankind to shame
[01:17.54] If a chemical imbalance weren't coursing through our veins
[01:21.48] Fat on the bacon, wool on the lamb
[01:25.21] Butter on the biscuits, grease in the pan
[01:28.98] Dyes in the candy, tubas in the band
[01:32.68] Lord, save us all from this bad indigestion
[01:36.44] The god of our benefits is the great horn O' plenty
[01:40.23] Moves it's great vegetable hand
[01:44.03] Puts a little fruit in all of our baskets
[01:47.83] Helps us function better in the can
[01:51.62]
[02:06.50] The god of our benefits is the great cornucopia
[02:10.41] Moves it's great vegetable hand
[02:14.17] Puts a little fruit in all of our baskets
[02:17.87] Helps us function better in the can
[02:21.59] Montezuma's revenge has got us on the run
[02:25.32] Double meat velveeta cheese between two hot cross buns
[02:28.89] Take seltzer and a prune Pepto Bismal and a Tum
[02:32.53] And look into the crap we eat, you'll find a smoking gun
[02:36.69] Fat on the bacon, wool on the lamb
[02:40.31] Butter on the biscuits, grease in the pan
[02:44.00] Dyes in the candy, tubas in the band
[02:47.62] Lord, save us all from this bad indigestion
[02:52.18] Lord, save us all from this bad indigestion
[02:58.25]