4% Pantomine

[00:12.96] The management said they were sorry
[00:17.66] For the inconvenience you are suffering
[00:22.69] And Mr. booking agent, please have mercy
[00:27.52] Don't book the jobs so far apart
[00:32.48] We went up to Griffith Park
[00:37.68] With a fifth of Johnny Walker Red
[00:42.56] And smashed it on a rock and wept
[00:47.53] While the old couple looked on into the dark
[00:52.03] Oh-oh, Richard
[00:57.44] Tell me if it's poker
[01:01.97] Oh-oh, Richard
[01:06.35] Tell me, who's got the joker, is it poker
[01:12.19] Deuces wild, like an only child
[01:18.09] I'll see what you got, how much is in the pot
[01:22.63] You pay the tips, I'll collect the chips
[01:28.16] It's a full house tonight, everybody in town is a loser
[01:33.80] Yeah, you bet
[01:40.07] The dealer's been dealing me bad hands
[01:43.58] From the bottom of the deck, without the slightest blush
[01:48.81] And I don't know whether to call or check
[01:51.67] But right now I feel like I got a royal flush
[01:57.20] And my lady didn't show from 'Frisco
[02:02.85] But we had to go on with the show, everybody got stoned
[02:07.95] It was a gas, it was a smash
[02:11.45] Everybody got wrecked, checked
[02:15.37] Oh-oh, oh-oh
[02:18.87] Oh, Belfast cowboy
[02:23.75] Lay your cards on the grade
[02:28.47] Oh, Belfast cowboy
[02:33.07] Can you call a spade a spade?
[02:37.78] Oh, Richard
[02:42.13] Tell me (tell me), tell me is the game poker
[02:48.43] I can't understand who the fool is that holds this joker
[02:54.98] Is it poker?
[02:56.76] Ooh, Belfast cowboy
[03:02.02] Lay your cards down on the table
[03:06.78] Ooh-ooh, Belfast cowboy
[03:11.82] Do you think you're able
[03:15.77] Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
[03:25.50] Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
[03:35.28] Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
[03:44.84] Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
[03:55.16] Oh, Belfast cowboy
[04:00.17] Lay your cards on the grade
[04:05.01] Oh, Belfast cowboy
[04:07.99] Did you know, did we get it made?
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