Major Tomtom

Major Tim to Tomtom
We're on a trip to see my mom
Check your satellite, what highway are we on
GPS to Major Tim
Make a left at Highway N
Put on cruise control, I'll help you make it through

This is GPS to Major Tim
You've made a big mistake
Because now we're in the middle of nowhere
And your wife is giving you an evil stare

This is Major Tim to GPS
You've helped me out before
We are lost and if you don't recalculate
We won't make it to my mother's house today

For here, am I sitting in my dark van
Far away from home
I paid a lot for you
Tomtom, tell me what to do

Now we're off about a thousand miles
I'm feeling very ill
And I think the baby needs a change of clothes
Only Spanish stations on the radio

Major Tim to Tomtom
You're signals dead, is something wrong
Can you hear me now, Tomtom
Can you hear me now, Tomtom
Can you hear me now, Tomtom

Can you hear, am I sitting in my dark van
Far away from home
Tomtom blew a fuse
And there's nothing I can do