FUCK EVERYTHING

[00:09.12] Fuck, fuck gongs
[00:12.14] Fuck the beginning of songs
[00:13.38] And fuck you if you're not singing along
[00:15.60] Fuck right, fuck wrong
[00:16.98] Fuck ping, fuck pong
[00:18.58] Fuck weak, fuck strong
[00:19.75] Fuck King, fuck Kong
[00:21.24] Fuck the internet, fuck Twitter
[00:23.89] Fuck Reddit, fuck ridiculously quick scrolling end credits
[00:25.44] Fuck Rickrolls, fuck memes
[00:28.41] Fuck the game, fuck sex
[00:30.39] Fuck pleasure, fuck pain (ouch)
[00:33.05] Fuck cancer, fuck looking for an answer
[00:34.52] And fuck this new breed of YouTube prankster (it's a prank bro)
[00:37.52] Fuck gangsters, fuck the police
[00:41.04] Fuck NWA, fuck your beliefs
[00:42.18] Fuck war, fuck peace
[00:43.64] Fuck north, fuck east
[00:45.18] Fuck south, fuck west
[00:46.44] Fuck more, fuck less
[00:47.74] Fuck bums, fuck breasts
[00:49.09] Fuck school, fuck tests
[00:51.09] Fuck work, fuck play
[00:53.85] Fuck rest, fuck meditation
[00:55.74] Fuck stress, fuck the way you talk
[00:56.81] The way you think
[00:57.63] Fuck the way you dress, fuck failure
[01:00.16] Fuck success, fuck life, fuck death
[01:02.55] Fuck no, fuck yes
[01:03.65] Fuck menstrual cramps
[01:04.80] Fuck collecting stamps
[01:06.96] Fuck banks, fuck saying, "Please"
[01:08.10] And fuck thanks
[01:09.19] Fuck Ant, fuck Dec
[01:10.46] Fuck PJ and Duncan
[01:11.88] Fuck Democrats
[01:12.97] Fuck GOP Republicans
[01:14.82] Fuck shyness, fuck confidence
[01:17.32] Fuck incompetence
[01:18.67] And fuck accomplishments
[01:19.77] Fuck Catholics, fuck Protestants
[01:22.34] Fuck the sea, fuck the ice caps
[01:24.06] Fuck continents, fuck nuclear weapons
[01:26.81] Fuck disarmament, fuck the monarchy
[01:29.56] Fuck parliament, fuck the Tories and fuck Labor
[01:34.08] Fuck asking for help, fuck doing someone else a favor
[01:36.06] Fuck taste buds, fuck flavors
[01:38.85] Fuck Remington's range of electric shavers (they're shit)
[01:41.53] Fuck beards, fuck hipsters
[01:44.34] Fuck queers, fuck the popping sound coming from my ears
[01:46.50] Fuck the elderly, fuck the disabled
[01:49.58] Fuck convoluted train timetables
[01:52.04] Fuck puberty, fuck mosquitos
[01:54.59] Fuck filibustering politicians, fuck vetoes
[01:57.23] Fuck Pepsi, fuck Coke
[02:00.38] Fuck being serious and fuck jokes
[02:02.81] Fuck puns, fuck irons
[02:05.46] Fuck irony, fuck illiteracy
[02:06.75] Fuck libraries, fuck copyright law
[02:10.97] Fuck piracy, fuck the surveillance state
[02:12.22] Fuck privacy, fuck poverty, fuck charities
[02:16.35] Fuck the movement towards gender pay parity
[02:18.64] Fuck activism, fuck apathy
[02:21.52] Fuck flawless logic, fuck fallacies, fuck allergies
[02:24.84] Fuck anarchy, fuck order
[02:26.60] Fuck straight lines, fuck curves, fuck corners
[02:29.10] Fuck immigration, fuck borders
[02:31.81] Fuck dad, fuck mums
[02:33.72] Fuck sons, fuck daughters
[02:35.03] Fuck having hair, fuck Gail Porter
[02:37.19] Fuck air, fuck Earth, fuck water
[02:39.68] Fuck the poor, fuck the rich
[02:41.17] Fuck a whore, fuck a bitch
[02:42.45] Fuck informers and snitches
[02:43.70] Fuck giving them stitches
[02:45.33] Fuck words, fuck pictures
[02:46.54] Fuck Churchill, fuck Hitler
[02:48.06] Fuck gingers, fuck feet
[02:49.29] Fuck meters, fuck inches
[02:50.58] Fuck decimals and integers
[02:51.30] Fuck the prime minister, fuck fires
[02:54.39] And fuck fire extinguishers
[02:56.06] Fuck the nematodes in vinegar
[02:57.44] Fuck advertising campaigns that feature Gary Lineker
[03:01.69] Fuck the proles, fuck the bourgeoisie
[03:03.99] Fuck letters, fuck A, fuck B, fuck C
[03:06.83] Fuck one, fuck two, fuck three
[03:09.00] Fuck poo, fuck wee
[03:10.66] Fuck you, fuck me
[03:11.99] Fuck swearing
[03:13.47] Fuck hypocrisy
[03:14.89] Fuck family friendly
[03:15.84] Fuck controversy
[03:17.20] Fuck lies, fuck honesty
[03:19.61] Fuck doing things wrong
[03:20.79] Fuck doing things properly
[03:22.41] Fuck Douglby, fuck broccoli
[03:25.32] Fuck advanced breakthroughs in medical technology
[03:27.80] Fuck animal research
[03:29.53] Fuck animal rights
[03:31.05] Fuck automatics
[03:32.00] Fuck manual drive
[03:33.42] Fuck obeying the rules
[03:34.82] And fuck crime
[03:35.85] Fuck physics, fuck space, fuck time
[03:39.82] Fuck rhyme, fuck Stephen Hawking
[03:41.26] Fuck slow walking
[03:42.50] Fuck uptalking
[03:44.19] Fuck abortion clinics
[03:45.45] Fuck fetuses
[03:46.88] Fuck vaginas
[03:48.39] Fuck penises
[03:49.55] Fuck the MRAs
[03:50.74] Fuck the feminists
[03:51.94] Fuck the army
[03:52.84] Fuck civilians
[03:53.44] And fuck terrorists
[03:54.98] Fuck optimists
[03:56.04] Fuck pessimists
[03:57.51] Fuck being sexually vanilla
[03:59.07] Fuck fetishes
[04:00.32] Fuck pedophiles
[04:01.52] Fuck children
[04:02.84] Fuck flying hijacked planes into buildings
[04:05.16] Fuck being offensive
[04:06.57] Fuck being offended
[04:07.99] Fuck beeping censorship
[04:09.08] Fuck being so sensitive, fuck my friends
[04:11.82] Fuck acquaintances and enemies
[04:13.12] Fuck my fans, fuck my family
[04:15.08] Fuck anybody, fuck Muslims, fuck Jews
[04:18.88] Fuck Christians, Atheists, fuck you
[04:21.00] Fuck nice people, fuck jerks
[04:23.30] Fuck school, fuck work
[04:24.66] Fuck Miley Cyrus trying to twerk
[04:26.13] Fuck nerds, fuck jocks
[04:27.66] Fuck shoes, fuck socks
[04:29.02] Fuck, fuck The English
[04:30.35] Fuck The Irish, Welsh and the Scots
[04:31.75] Fuck stores, fuck shops
[04:33.18] Fuck pork, fuck chops
[04:34.67] Fuck floors, fuck mops
[04:35.86] Fuck doors, fuck locks
[04:37.17] Fuck Hip Hop, fuck Pop
[04:39.16] Fuck Metal, fuck bees
[04:41.13] Fuck wasps, fuck nettles
[04:42.61] Fuck smooth complexions, fuck freckles
[04:45.65] Fuck black pots, fuck kettles
[04:47.84] Fuck black people, fuck white people
[04:50.98] Fuck Apartheid and fuck being equal
[04:53.16] Fuck sharks, fuck bald eagles
[04:55.79] Fuck fucking all three Star Wars prequels
[04:58.52] Fuck free will, fuck determinism
[05:01.68] Fuck freedom of the press
[05:02.93] Fuck restrictive journalism
[05:04.38] Fuck repetition, fuck repetition
[05:06.36] Fuck the word fuck's dictionary definition
[05:08.93] Fuck crack, fuck pot
[05:10.37] Fuck cats, fuck dogs
[05:11.87] Fuck chavs, fuck goths
[05:13.16] Fuck crabs, fuck moths
[05:15.27] Fuck colds, fuck flu
[05:16.46] Fuck coughs, fuck this music
[05:18.05] Fuck you and fuck off
[05:20.87] Fucking hell
[05:23.62] No offence
[05:30.69] Fuck
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