Meat n' Cheese

"I'm starving, is anyone hungry?"
"Eh, you're always starving, Vin. C'mon, I got a spot."
"No, I can't. I'm trying to watch my figure."
"You're what? Your figure? What figure?"
"What, you don't believe me? I'm on a new diet!"
"Would you two shut up? Uh yeah, how ya doin'? Uh, lemme get ayuh..."

Baby, let me introduce myself, cause I'm a true paisan
Lemme get a slice of pepperoni, extra parmesan
Lemme get a chicken cutlet, peppers, and prosciutto parm
Lemme get it on whole wheat though, tryna' watch the gut

Now I've been ducking food courts
I got the sweet green app
I stopped seeing my nona
She feeds me too much crap
I asked her for a kiwi
She brings me arancini
Some meatballs and linguini
That's why she never sees me, cause' I got

Increased heart disease
(uh huh)
Type two diabetes
(uh huh)
Clog my arteries from all this meat n' cheese
I sweat thru my sheets
(uh huh)
Full on deli meats
(uh)
I can't see my knees from all this meat n' cheese
If I could quit, I would. My doctor says that I should, but it tastes so f**ing good
And I can't live without it
Increased heart disease
(uh huh)
Type two diabetes
(uh huh)
Clog my arteries from all this meat n' cheese

Let me get a box of fresh cannoli's and some figatell
Let me get a bacon, egg, and cheese with extra mozzarell
Let me get a chicken salad
(uh huh)
Wait, hold the salad
Oil by the gallon
Thats that New York Italian

Now I've been eating sausage
I buy them by the pound
I feast until I'm nauseous
It's hard to hold them down
My blood pressure is rising
Cholesterol is climbing
My gut health is declining
But everything's so appetizing, ah

Increased heart disease
(uh huh)
Type two diabetes
(uh huh)
Clog my arteries from all this meat n' cheese
I sweat thru my sheets
(uh huh)
Full on deli meats
(uh)
I can't see my knees from all this meat n' cheese
Don't want carrots or peas
No vegetables for me, please
I'd rather end up obese
Eating a beef lasagna
Increased heart disease
(uh huh)
Type two diabetes
(uh huh)
Clog my arteries from all this meat n' cheese