What a Meddler

Gossip for some is a real event
They strap on and button up their Sunday best
Stand straight and smile and do all the rest
Don't laugh!

She fed me this ridiculous line of bullshit
It came to rest inside of somehow I got found
Yeah, I'm a little embarrassed
That the way that she put it got through to me

I met her right after I fell in love
She pulled me aside, said, "You don't know enough"
Don't laugh!

She said that she knew her and knew her she did
Told me all things, some things, everything she heard
I've got no good excuses
I believed her, believed every single word

Too late, too late, she's a total ace
My reaction time is slower than the average face
Don't care!

It gets her going, it gets her off too
It bounces off of nothing if nothing else it sticks to you

I'm a little embarrassed
I bought it, I sold it, I sang its praise