2K Wannabe

I'm the big asshole on your screen (cover it all)
I'm the year 2000 wannabe (a wide screen whore)

I know you'll hate me
I know you'll hate me
But I don't mind cause
You can not erase me

Fake celebrity, I got what it takes
To be the main issue on your morning coffee break
I may not make it, I may not win
But the way I spill my guts have made me a star on your screen

I'm on the cover of your mag (cover it all)
I'm the fake star you cannot gag (a wide screen whore)

I know you'll hate me
I know you'll hate me
But I don't mind cause
You can not erase me

Fake celebrity, I got what it takes
To be the main issue on your morning coffee break
I may not make it, I may not win
But the way I spill my guts have made me a star on your screen

I know you'll hate me
I know you'll hate me
I know you'll hate me
I know you'll hate me
I know you'll hate me
I know you'll hate me
I know you'll hate me
I know you'll hate me

Fake celebrity, I got what it takes
To be the main issue on your morning coffee break
I may not make it, I may not win
But the way I spill my guts have made me a star on your screen

I know what's coming
But I don't mind, gonna
Stir up this boring pot
As long as I'm inside