A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Ralph's

[00:17.12] I'll forget if I don't tell you 'bout who I just met
[00:23.58] Outside my window there's a walk of shame
[00:27.18] The line, it just goes on forever
[00:33.40] There's no way for me to sum it up in just one day
[00:39.70] So much to tell you but I can't explain
[00:43.06] 'Cause everyone is oh so clever
[00:49.33] Well, you could say I'm wrong
[00:53.86] I never said I'm right
[00:57.42] I'm gonna get new locks on my door tonight
[01:05.56] Have you met my crazy fucking neighbors?
[01:09.26] Popping and locking by the elevator
[01:13.78] Next door either stripper or pro skater
[01:17.37] It's oh so good in North Hollywood
[01:21.87] Have you met my crazy fucking neighbors?
[01:25.47] Popping and locking by the elevator
[01:29.06] Girl upstairs is having sex or she's in labor
[01:33.52] It's oh so good in North Hollywood
[01:37.21] Well, I've been here too long and I just gotta say
[01:41.75] If I was in better shape, I'd run so far away
[01:45.84] 'Cause if I stay, it will be the end of me
[01:53.48] I think you all should know: the farmer's market sucks
[01:57.95] Who buys shitty flowers for a hundred bucks?
[02:02.49] And oh god, look, it's a candle guy
[02:09.62] I just wanna go home
[02:14.28] Please let me go home
[02:28.73] (Get me the hell out of here)
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