Aging Jerk

The dialogue felt stilted
Full of exposition
I give it a one out of five
The motivation's muddy
Characters drop in and they drop out
I give it a two out of five
Would watch again
Would watch again
Would watch again

The setting's unclear
The tone is confused
I give it a three out of five
The pacing's wrong
With third act problems
I give it a four out of five
Was worth my time
Was worth my time
Was worth my time

Critics agree, great aggregate scores
A modern classic
The fans agree, great fun at the theater
A blockbuster
The suits agree, great return on investment
A green-lit sequel
The league agrees
An obvious Oscar
The world agrees, great universal themes
A real piece of art
Deities agree, great God almighty
A blessing from on high

Something to pass some hours
It's something to eat your day
Something to pass some hours
It's something to eat your day
The projector's broken, the screen has stains
I give it five out of five
The popcorn's burnt, my foot is stuck
I give it six out of five