Santa's a Fat Bitch

[00:01.31] Slay bells jingle-lin', ring jin' jingle-lin'
[00:03.17] Horses, horses, horses, horses
[00:05.79] Slay bells jingle-lin' ring jin' jingle-lin'
[00:10.79] Santa Claus suck my balls drunk as hell
[00:14.39] Ringin' bells at the malls Dancer Prancer
[00:17.22] Nixon and Cupid
[00:18.53] I'ma get stupid, ha ha ha
[00:20.38] Eh, I sat around all night under the chimney
[00:23.55] Holdin' my sack like gimme gimme
[00:26.14] I know that he's comin', he's comin'
[00:28.00] He must lookin' up nothin' but rust, dust
[00:31.19] Turn on my TV the very next day
[00:33.72] I see your gettin' paid leadin the parade
[00:36.38] I'm that sniper on the buildin'
[00:38.15] Listen to my nine go click
[00:40.02] Santa's a fat bitch
[00:41.31] Santa Claus is a fat bitch
[00:43.92] (Santa Claus is a fat, fat, fat bitch)
[00:46.39] Another year and I ain't get shit
[00:49.17] (Another year I ain't get shit)
[00:51.55] If I hear him land on my roof
[00:54.14] (Ohh, my undertaker)
[00:56.71] I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
[01:01.75] Yeah, I got somethin' to say about St.Nick
[01:04.01] Fuck that hoe he never brought jack shit
[01:06.68] No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal
[01:09.06] So I eat it, 'cuz there ain't nuttin' in the cupboard
[01:11.68] So I'll be quick, quick and brief
[01:14.54] All I need for Christmas is my two front teeth
[01:16.88] I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth
[01:19.42] I need a few numbers could you help me out
[01:22.05] Should of known I guessed I'd show not a steak
[01:24.76] No kinda gift I didn't get shit
[01:27.31] Some say I was bad
[01:29.15] But that wasn't it it's all because
[01:31.55] Santa's a fat bitch
[01:32.83] Santa Claus is a fat bitch
[01:35.18] (Santa fuck you 'cuz your a hoe)
[01:37.24] Another year and I ain't got shit
[01:39.89] (Another year I ain't get shit)
[01:42.52] If I hear him land on my roof
[01:45.14] (Let's just get his autograph)
[01:47.78] I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
[01:53.25] "Oh-ho-ho don't go that way
[01:56.03] Rudolf that's the ghetto ho-ho those
[01:59.73] Boys and girls don't deserve anything"
[02:02.88] Santa Claus, Santa Claus where you been?
[02:05.25] I see you got cookies and milk on your chin
[02:07.85] I guess you had time to collect your ends
[02:10.47] You always been down for your rich friends
[02:12.82] But Rudolf, he don't bring' his slay my way
[02:15.41] Nothin' but dirt and coal for little J
[02:18.21] I guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaft
[02:20.94] You need to loose some of that fat ass, eh
[02:23.56] All the little rich bays they gettin' paid
[02:25.52] Countin' the toys and ducats they made
[02:28.22] Me? I got a little half little chunk of dog shit
[02:31.83] I'm a kill that fat bitch
[02:33.61] Santa Claus is a fat bitch
[02:36.07] (He ate too much McDonald's)
[02:38.42] Another year and I ain't get shit
[02:41.03] (Mrs.Claus is a hoe)
[02:43.63] If I hear him land on my roof
[02:46.28] (Slice that bitch in the big red coat)
[02:48.85] I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
[02:53.59] For the neighborhood
[02:54.34] Christmas and everything's whack
[02:55.99] Not a creature stirrin' but a fuckin' rat
[02:58.77] I ain't hearin' jingle bells I ain't hearin' nuttin'
[03:01.38] Aint smellin' no turkey sure as hell ain't no stuffin'
[03:04.08] All that I paid wished and prayed
[03:06.30] That fat mutha fucka would swin' my way
[03:08.93] Drop off soldiers and rubber balls
[03:11.57] But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers
[03:14.16] Just as I knew it shaft again and again
[03:17.06] And again and again
[03:19.11] Every year I wake up to the same old shit
[03:21.74] House there be no sign of the fat bitch
[03:24.12] Santa Claus is a fat bitch
[03:26.97] (Santa Claus is a fat bitch)
[03:29.01] Another year and I ain't get shit
[03:31.95] (Another year I ain't get shit)
[03:34.58] If I hear him land on my roof
[03:37.13] (If I hear him land on my roof)
[03:39.79] I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
[03:44.75] Santa Claus is a fat bitch
[03:47.36] (Santa Claus is a fat bitch)
[03:49.71] Another year and I ain't get shit
[03:52.38] (I ain't ge-et shi-it)
[03:54.97] If I hear him land on my roof
[03:57.59] (Ro-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoof)
[03:59.91] I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
[04:08.50] "He's got a fuzzy whit beard and a great big smile
[04:12.12] A bright red hat you can see for a mile
[04:15.59] A bag full of goodies and a great big grin
[04:19.26] Hear comes Santa Claus again"
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