short kings anthem

[00:08.84] We packin' diamond pistols
[00:10.04] Uh, baby get low 'cause I already am
[00:12.52] Starin' through a skirt like I'm Superman
[00:15.27] My hair at an inch, your boy Dapper Dan
[00:17.48] I always look fit, I ain't got a cramp
[00:19.80] Cut shorty off 'cause I'm short term
[00:22.34] Controlling my joystick, now it's your turn
[00:24.70] I don't listen to a chirp, bro that's your bird
[00:27.17] Dude's bent out of shape 'cause they got curved
[00:29.46] I could suck a titty while I'm standing up
[00:32.18] Don't ever fucking tell me I ain't man enough (Bitch)
[00:34.67] Standing 5'8", voice 6'5"
[00:37.13] Your whole whip crackin' 'cause we're short guys (Ayy, ayy)
[00:39.60] I'm five foot something but my bills all paid
[00:42.23] On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
[00:44.80] Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
[00:47.32] You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel
[00:50.03] I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty
[00:52.74] Short king, mama, ayy
[00:54.34] I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty
[00:57.91] Short king, mama, ayy
[00:59.76] And I must be this tall to ride
[01:01.78] I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
[01:03.86] I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty
[01:07.19] Short king, mama ayy, shorty
[01:09.47] All my shirt tags say XM
[01:11.75] Got girls sayin' I'm they best friend
[01:14.08] Pants not cuffed, they just hemmed
[01:16.35] She all in my hotspot 'cause she tetherin'
[01:18.72] Still stand tall I don't need height
[01:21.12] Using all my words I ain't gotta fight
[01:23.78] The glove only comes off at night
[01:26.37] Give my shirt to her, bet it fit right
[01:28.74] Stuntin' in my platform shoes
[01:30.66] I serenade, you just built like a flute
[01:33.35] In the airport lounge, sippin' free booze
[01:35.64] In economy, still got leg room (Ayy, ayy)
[01:38.30] I'm five foot something but my bills all paid
[01:41.16] On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
[01:43.71] Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
[01:46.47] You don't need your heels girl, just bring a towel
[01:48.93] I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty
[01:51.38] Short king, mama, ayy
[01:53.31] I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty
[01:57.04] Short king, mama, ayy
[01:58.22] And I must be this tall to ride
[02:00.51] I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
[02:02.76] I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty
[02:05.86] Short king, mama ayy, shorty
[02:07.75] Welcome back to Short Kings Radio
[02:09.31] Now we're gonna hear from one of our listeners
[02:11.47] Caller Number Five, you are on the air
[02:13.62] Yo, I just wanna give a big shout out to TMG
[02:16.59] Uh, that new shit, uh (Mhm), that shit got me laid
[02:19.03] I'm 5"2' and like I've never had a song
[02:22.32] Empower me as a Short King (Haha, okay)
[02:23.87] So I just wanna say, thank you TMG
[02:25.29] Thank you blackbear for getting me uh, fucking laid dude
[02:28.10] Uh, it was sick, dude, thank you
[02:29.51] Thank you so much
[02:31.12] Haha, well that's great to hear caller, glad you got your dick wet
[02:34.63] Next up, Halsey
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