The Unfuckables
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โฑ๏ธ 2:08 duration
๐ ID: 27704639
๐ Lyrics
You ever make fun of someone so much
You think you should thank them
For all the good times you've had?
I've got a midget friend, an albino friend
And another friend who thinks Lord of the Rings is real
Together we call ourselves 'The Unfuckables'
Now, coming this fall to Fox, 'The Unfuckables'
People are so defensive
Especially women, you know? Come on, ladies
I offered a girl a Tic Tac one time
You know what she says to me?
She goes, "Oh, do I need one? Is it my breath?
Do you think I need one?"
I'm like, "I'm just trying to be nice"
If I was going to give you something you need
It would be mustache wax and a T-shirt that says
"One cock at a time," all right?
Wow
Wow
I think it's hard for you ladies, you know
'Cause you go see these movies
And you think these Brad Pitts and Will Smiths
And Leonardo Dicaprios are going to come waltzing off the screen into your life
Taking you out somewhere fancy
To like Olive Garden or Pizzeria Uno or something
And make love to you with a condom without fingering your asshole
And then call you within a week
Well, wake up!
They don't have the time, I do
All right, I'm getting old, people, I'll tell you that
By this age, I'm 37, yeah, I am
(All right) there you go, yeah, well
See me after the show then
Alright
By this age, I didn't think I'd be doing comedy
I thought I'd be living in Hawaii
Driving a red sports car with my Black friend
Who flies a helicopter solving murders
You think you should thank them
For all the good times you've had?
I've got a midget friend, an albino friend
And another friend who thinks Lord of the Rings is real
Together we call ourselves 'The Unfuckables'
Now, coming this fall to Fox, 'The Unfuckables'
People are so defensive
Especially women, you know? Come on, ladies
I offered a girl a Tic Tac one time
You know what she says to me?
She goes, "Oh, do I need one? Is it my breath?
Do you think I need one?"
I'm like, "I'm just trying to be nice"
If I was going to give you something you need
It would be mustache wax and a T-shirt that says
"One cock at a time," all right?
Wow
Wow
I think it's hard for you ladies, you know
'Cause you go see these movies
And you think these Brad Pitts and Will Smiths
And Leonardo Dicaprios are going to come waltzing off the screen into your life
Taking you out somewhere fancy
To like Olive Garden or Pizzeria Uno or something
And make love to you with a condom without fingering your asshole
And then call you within a week
Well, wake up!
They don't have the time, I do
All right, I'm getting old, people, I'll tell you that
By this age, I'm 37, yeah, I am
(All right) there you go, yeah, well
See me after the show then
Alright
By this age, I didn't think I'd be doing comedy
I thought I'd be living in Hawaii
Driving a red sports car with my Black friend
Who flies a helicopter solving murders
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.04] You ever make fun of someone so much
[00:01.38] You think you should thank them
[00:02.45] For all the good times you've had?
[00:09.39] I've got a midget friend, an albino friend
[00:12.42] And another friend who thinks Lord of the Rings is real
[00:17.08] Together we call ourselves 'The Unfuckables'
[00:19.73] Now, coming this fall to Fox, 'The Unfuckables'
[00:28.08] People are so defensive
[00:29.05] Especially women, you know? Come on, ladies
[00:31.13] I offered a girl a Tic Tac one time
[00:32.97] You know what she says to me?
[00:33.67] She goes, "Oh, do I need one? Is it my breath?
[00:35.46] Do you think I need one?"
[00:36.76] I'm like, "I'm just trying to be nice"
[00:39.27] If I was going to give you something you need
[00:40.55] It would be mustache wax and a T-shirt that says
[00:42.66] "One cock at a time," all right?
[00:46.62] Wow
[00:48.99] Wow
[00:56.23] I think it's hard for you ladies, you know
[00:58.05] 'Cause you go see these movies
[00:59.24] And you think these Brad Pitts and Will Smiths
[01:02.28] And Leonardo Dicaprios are going to come waltzing off the screen into your life
[01:07.34] Taking you out somewhere fancy
[01:08.72] To like Olive Garden or Pizzeria Uno or something
[01:12.34] And make love to you with a condom without fingering your asshole
[01:15.41] And then call you within a week
[01:19.48] Well, wake up!
[01:22.07] They don't have the time, I do
[01:31.82] All right, I'm getting old, people, I'll tell you that
[01:41.83] By this age, I'm 37, yeah, I am
[01:44.52] (All right) there you go, yeah, well
[01:46.21] See me after the show then
[01:47.39] Alright
[01:49.01] By this age, I didn't think I'd be doing comedy
[01:51.73] I thought I'd be living in Hawaii
[01:53.17] Driving a red sports car with my Black friend
[01:55.25] Who flies a helicopter solving murders
[02:05.82]
[00:01.38] You think you should thank them
[00:02.45] For all the good times you've had?
[00:09.39] I've got a midget friend, an albino friend
[00:12.42] And another friend who thinks Lord of the Rings is real
[00:17.08] Together we call ourselves 'The Unfuckables'
[00:19.73] Now, coming this fall to Fox, 'The Unfuckables'
[00:28.08] People are so defensive
[00:29.05] Especially women, you know? Come on, ladies
[00:31.13] I offered a girl a Tic Tac one time
[00:32.97] You know what she says to me?
[00:33.67] She goes, "Oh, do I need one? Is it my breath?
[00:35.46] Do you think I need one?"
[00:36.76] I'm like, "I'm just trying to be nice"
[00:39.27] If I was going to give you something you need
[00:40.55] It would be mustache wax and a T-shirt that says
[00:42.66] "One cock at a time," all right?
[00:46.62] Wow
[00:48.99] Wow
[00:56.23] I think it's hard for you ladies, you know
[00:58.05] 'Cause you go see these movies
[00:59.24] And you think these Brad Pitts and Will Smiths
[01:02.28] And Leonardo Dicaprios are going to come waltzing off the screen into your life
[01:07.34] Taking you out somewhere fancy
[01:08.72] To like Olive Garden or Pizzeria Uno or something
[01:12.34] And make love to you with a condom without fingering your asshole
[01:15.41] And then call you within a week
[01:19.48] Well, wake up!
[01:22.07] They don't have the time, I do
[01:31.82] All right, I'm getting old, people, I'll tell you that
[01:41.83] By this age, I'm 37, yeah, I am
[01:44.52] (All right) there you go, yeah, well
[01:46.21] See me after the show then
[01:47.39] Alright
[01:49.01] By this age, I didn't think I'd be doing comedy
[01:51.73] I thought I'd be living in Hawaii
[01:53.17] Driving a red sports car with my Black friend
[01:55.25] Who flies a helicopter solving murders
[02:05.82]