The Diaper [Explicit]
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I was changing my daughter the other day
And she's too old for diapers now, but she's still in them
And it's bad because this kid does not poop
This kid craps
This is not okay anymore
I was changing her diaper the other day
It was like a 48-year-old alcoholic man's shit in her diaper
Like, she was out all night drinking JΓ€ger
And she went to Denny's and got a Grand Slam
I ate half of it, got in a fight in the parking lot
Passed out in a Pontiac and shit herself
Her friends drove her home with the windows open
And dumped her on my lawn
And now, I gotta clean it
And it's crazy, and you can't even react
You can't go like, "What the fuck, that's disgusting?"
You'll fuck them up about their own shit
You gotta be nice
You open her diaper, it's just chaos in there
It's just bananas
It's just, I, every nuke, every shit amazes me
I'm never used to it
Every one I'm like, "Okay, wow, that is, what is that?"
You have been eating diarrhea for a week, I think
Because that's awful
And, but you can't
You gotta be like, you know, you just go
Oh, what?
What?
You really got something up there, honey?
That's really something
That's really, okay
Well, all right, let me scrape that off your knees for you
Just get it down off your back
Just get all this hazmat in one place
Wipe you down
Clean your tiny vagina at the end
Who knew that that was gonna be my life?
I had no idea that my relationship to the vagina
Was gonna be cleaning shit out of a tiny one several times a day
They don't tell you that
When you're getting ready to be a dad
Nobody pulls you aside and says
You're gonna have to clean the vagina a lot
Because, uh, every time she takes a shit
It goes straight up her twat
They don't tell you that
Nobody tells you
And they should
It's a big part of being a dad
It's bigger than Christmas
It happens every day
You got to get it right, front to back
It's very important
And she's too old for diapers now, but she's still in them
And it's bad because this kid does not poop
This kid craps
This is not okay anymore
I was changing her diaper the other day
It was like a 48-year-old alcoholic man's shit in her diaper
Like, she was out all night drinking JΓ€ger
And she went to Denny's and got a Grand Slam
I ate half of it, got in a fight in the parking lot
Passed out in a Pontiac and shit herself
Her friends drove her home with the windows open
And dumped her on my lawn
And now, I gotta clean it
And it's crazy, and you can't even react
You can't go like, "What the fuck, that's disgusting?"
You'll fuck them up about their own shit
You gotta be nice
You open her diaper, it's just chaos in there
It's just bananas
It's just, I, every nuke, every shit amazes me
I'm never used to it
Every one I'm like, "Okay, wow, that is, what is that?"
You have been eating diarrhea for a week, I think
Because that's awful
And, but you can't
You gotta be like, you know, you just go
Oh, what?
What?
You really got something up there, honey?
That's really something
That's really, okay
Well, all right, let me scrape that off your knees for you
Just get it down off your back
Just get all this hazmat in one place
Wipe you down
Clean your tiny vagina at the end
Who knew that that was gonna be my life?
I had no idea that my relationship to the vagina
Was gonna be cleaning shit out of a tiny one several times a day
They don't tell you that
When you're getting ready to be a dad
Nobody pulls you aside and says
You're gonna have to clean the vagina a lot
Because, uh, every time she takes a shit
It goes straight up her twat
They don't tell you that
Nobody tells you
And they should
It's a big part of being a dad
It's bigger than Christmas
It happens every day
You got to get it right, front to back
It's very important
β±οΈ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.09] I was changing my daughter the other day
[00:01.65] And she's too old for diapers now, but she's still in them
[00:03.54] And it's bad because this kid does not poop
[00:06.04] This kid craps
[00:08.14] This is not okay anymore
[00:09.84] I was changing her diaper the other day
[00:11.08] It was like a 48-year-old alcoholic man's shit in her diaper
[00:16.65] Like, she was out all night drinking JΓ€ger
[00:18.81] And she went to Denny's and got a Grand Slam
[00:25.27] I ate half of it, got in a fight in the parking lot
[00:28.92] Passed out in a Pontiac and shit herself
[00:32.72] Her friends drove her home with the windows open
[00:34.74] And dumped her on my lawn
[00:40.46] And now, I gotta clean it
[00:43.57] And it's crazy, and you can't even react
[00:45.89] You can't go like, "What the fuck, that's disgusting?"
[00:49.68] You'll fuck them up about their own shit
[00:51.02] You gotta be nice
[00:53.12] You open her diaper, it's just chaos in there
[00:55.58] It's just bananas
[00:57.18] It's just, I, every nuke, every shit amazes me
[01:00.70] I'm never used to it
[01:01.80] Every one I'm like, "Okay, wow, that is, what is that?"
[01:07.27] You have been eating diarrhea for a week, I think
[01:11.23] Because that's awful
[01:18.46] And, but you can't
[01:19.92] You gotta be like, you know, you just go
[01:22.15] Oh, what?
[01:24.05] What?
[01:26.28] You really got something up there, honey?
[01:27.67] That's really something
[01:31.26] That's really, okay
[01:34.47] Well, all right, let me scrape that off your knees for you
[01:40.46] Just get it down off your back
[01:43.52] Just get all this hazmat in one place
[01:47.41] Wipe you down
[01:49.45] Clean your tiny vagina at the end
[01:52.54] Who knew that that was gonna be my life?
[01:54.78] I had no idea that my relationship to the vagina
[01:59.85] Was gonna be cleaning shit out of a tiny one several times a day
[02:03.89] They don't tell you that
[02:07.72] When you're getting ready to be a dad
[02:08.88] Nobody pulls you aside and says
[02:09.93] You're gonna have to clean the vagina a lot
[02:11.48] Because, uh, every time she takes a shit
[02:13.05] It goes straight up her twat
[02:14.23] They don't tell you that
[02:22.27] Nobody tells you
[02:26.37] And they should
[02:26.85] It's a big part of being a dad
[02:28.46] It's bigger than Christmas
[02:29.76] It happens every day
[02:31.85] You got to get it right, front to back
[02:33.26] It's very important
[02:34.42]
[00:01.65] And she's too old for diapers now, but she's still in them
[00:03.54] And it's bad because this kid does not poop
[00:06.04] This kid craps
[00:08.14] This is not okay anymore
[00:09.84] I was changing her diaper the other day
[00:11.08] It was like a 48-year-old alcoholic man's shit in her diaper
[00:16.65] Like, she was out all night drinking JΓ€ger
[00:18.81] And she went to Denny's and got a Grand Slam
[00:25.27] I ate half of it, got in a fight in the parking lot
[00:28.92] Passed out in a Pontiac and shit herself
[00:32.72] Her friends drove her home with the windows open
[00:34.74] And dumped her on my lawn
[00:40.46] And now, I gotta clean it
[00:43.57] And it's crazy, and you can't even react
[00:45.89] You can't go like, "What the fuck, that's disgusting?"
[00:49.68] You'll fuck them up about their own shit
[00:51.02] You gotta be nice
[00:53.12] You open her diaper, it's just chaos in there
[00:55.58] It's just bananas
[00:57.18] It's just, I, every nuke, every shit amazes me
[01:00.70] I'm never used to it
[01:01.80] Every one I'm like, "Okay, wow, that is, what is that?"
[01:07.27] You have been eating diarrhea for a week, I think
[01:11.23] Because that's awful
[01:18.46] And, but you can't
[01:19.92] You gotta be like, you know, you just go
[01:22.15] Oh, what?
[01:24.05] What?
[01:26.28] You really got something up there, honey?
[01:27.67] That's really something
[01:31.26] That's really, okay
[01:34.47] Well, all right, let me scrape that off your knees for you
[01:40.46] Just get it down off your back
[01:43.52] Just get all this hazmat in one place
[01:47.41] Wipe you down
[01:49.45] Clean your tiny vagina at the end
[01:52.54] Who knew that that was gonna be my life?
[01:54.78] I had no idea that my relationship to the vagina
[01:59.85] Was gonna be cleaning shit out of a tiny one several times a day
[02:03.89] They don't tell you that
[02:07.72] When you're getting ready to be a dad
[02:08.88] Nobody pulls you aside and says
[02:09.93] You're gonna have to clean the vagina a lot
[02:11.48] Because, uh, every time she takes a shit
[02:13.05] It goes straight up her twat
[02:14.23] They don't tell you that
[02:22.27] Nobody tells you
[02:26.37] And they should
[02:26.85] It's a big part of being a dad
[02:28.46] It's bigger than Christmas
[02:29.76] It happens every day
[02:31.85] You got to get it right, front to back
[02:33.26] It's very important
[02:34.42]