Two Left Hands

I know you've heard about the seven wonders of the world
The Coliseum, the Pyramids
The Mausoleum, the cliffs at Gizeh
The Tower of Pisa, Grand Canyon, Niagara Falls
And the Painted Desert really enthralls
But there's an eighth, an eighth to the ball wonder
Who plays piano in Savannah in a manner
That brings down the house like thunder
He's got two left hands
And they love to roam in the bass
That man's got two left hands
And they make their home in the bass
He's got the right amount of fingers
And the right amount of toes
He's even got two eyes right over his nose
He's got two left hands
And they love to roam in the bass
He plays Kansas style
In the really hip honky tonks
Yes, that man plays Kansas style
From Savannah up to the Bronx
'Cause when he plays the boogie woogie
Oh, how they all applaud
He doesn't have to look to find the lost chord
He's got two left hands
With a built-in beat in the bass
He's got the right amount of matter in his cranium
Yes, the right amount of brains in his branium
And when he plays, it hits you like uranium
U-235, solid jive
He's got two left hands
And he keeps them both in the groove
That man's got two left hands
And he keeps them both on the move
Oh, he can buy a new tuxedo
The kind of suit he loves
His only trouble is when
He's buying gloves
'Cause he's got two left hands
With a built-in beat in the bass
A built-in beat in the bass