Drive Drunk

Lets say a cop comes and pulls you over
say hello officer, then tell him to bend over
if he asks why, say there's no need to ask
just take a beer bottle and shove it up his ass

they say that if you drink and you drive that you lose
sure thats the case if you can't handle your booze
lets get some alcohol and fill up the trunk
are you ready kids, its time to drive drunk

the law says you can't have open beers in your car
well if thats the case then just get drunk at the bar
the chances are that you'll still be alive
if you stumble to your car then go out for a drive

40 oz. slamming shots starting a fight
drinking and puking and staying out all night
don't drink wine coolers, drink something with balls
jim bean, jack daniels, some real alcohol