One Man Band Boom

Hey! I'm Bob Lobster III, one man band, Tuscon, Arizona
Hey! Let me introduce the band to ya
On cymbal, left foot
Over here on the bass drum, we got right foot
Shut up!
This my left hand, does all the slide work
Right hand does the pickin'
My mouth hole does most the talkin'
And you're lookin' at my finger
Don't talk to my finger, my finger is an asshole
Woo! Fat possum!
Come on
Bob Lobster III, thanks for comin' out tonight, everybody
Go ahead, put your boob in my scotch
Make your bubble strut bump all the walls back
Wiggle that room
Keep pumpin' those buns and spill that drink
Whee!
I'll sell ya a tube top
I'll sell ya some panties
I'll sell ya a jacket
What you want? Show me your teeth
Turn up the helmet up, man
Turn up the immune system in the monitor
Turn up the, hey!
No, I ain't gonna
I ain't, yes I am
Shut up!
Bob Lobster III
Here he comes
Here he comes
There he goes
Look at that
I'm a professional, goddammit
I live in a car
Hey!