Aw Nuts II
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โฑ๏ธ 4:13 duration
๐ ID: 27800950
๐ Lyrics
Here we go
It is pronounced legume
Warning. Unverified peanut detected
While many people believed peanut butter is named
Because it has a buttery texture
The reverse is actually true
When butter was discovered it was named after
The then popular peanut butter
Mr. Peanuts full name is Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald Smithe
Peanuts can be used as cat litter
Nomnomnom peanut
Peanuts were invented in 1457
When Medieval English lord Thomas Peanut the fourth
Tried to eat nuts twice
The peanut is a type of fractal
Peanuts are art aficionados
Mr. Peanut was the first president of the Nestle corporation
Peanuts exist in the real world
Peanuts are not figments of your imagination
Peanuts, peanuts. Peanuts? Peanuts
The peanut was named after the famous comic strip
Interstellar hitchhikers regularly bring peanuts with them on journeys
As their high salt and protein content is invaluable
In quickly replenishing energy levels
After a journey through hyperspace
Peanuts are actually closely related to raisins
All peanuts originate from The Big Peanut
Which arrived on Earth 65 million years ago
And killed all the dinosaurs
Peanut allergies are left over form an important survival instinct
Back when humans needed advanced notice that
The Big Peanut was approaching
Mankind finally defeated The Big Peanut in 20,000 B.C.E.
When the first blaseball bat was harnessed from mammoth bone
And allowed humans to break through the shell
If you eat one hundred million peanuts in your lifetime
Something amazing will happen
There is belief that the name peanut comes from
Pea a plant that is a seed pod and its relation to the nut family
This is not true
The p is a reference to the pean
A variant of the word 'paian'
That means a song of joyful praise or exaltation
And the word 'nutraceutical'
Meaning food that supposedly contains healing properties
Or other health benefits
And thus, every peanut we eat and share with the gods
Are in praise of them
Whether there are any actually benefits is unknown
As this is all rumors
If every fan had 69,420 exactly at the same time
The Discipline era will end
And all incinerated players will be resurrected
The peanuts have infuriated all levels of government
Peanuts are not nuts
But are actually tiny eggs
The little indents on peanuts are hand carved by little gnomes
Peanut fact: peanut is not shaped like a friend
The Shelled One shoved me
Into the inter-dimensional locker in grade -3
Peanut fact: peanuts can say wow for five minutes in one breath
Peanuts like little kisses
Only little ones
It is pronounced legume
Warning. Unverified peanut detected
While many people believed peanut butter is named
Because it has a buttery texture
The reverse is actually true
When butter was discovered it was named after
The then popular peanut butter
Mr. Peanuts full name is Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald Smithe
Peanuts can be used as cat litter
Nomnomnom peanut
Peanuts were invented in 1457
When Medieval English lord Thomas Peanut the fourth
Tried to eat nuts twice
The peanut is a type of fractal
Peanuts are art aficionados
Mr. Peanut was the first president of the Nestle corporation
Peanuts exist in the real world
Peanuts are not figments of your imagination
Peanuts, peanuts. Peanuts? Peanuts
The peanut was named after the famous comic strip
Interstellar hitchhikers regularly bring peanuts with them on journeys
As their high salt and protein content is invaluable
In quickly replenishing energy levels
After a journey through hyperspace
Peanuts are actually closely related to raisins
All peanuts originate from The Big Peanut
Which arrived on Earth 65 million years ago
And killed all the dinosaurs
Peanut allergies are left over form an important survival instinct
Back when humans needed advanced notice that
The Big Peanut was approaching
Mankind finally defeated The Big Peanut in 20,000 B.C.E.
When the first blaseball bat was harnessed from mammoth bone
And allowed humans to break through the shell
If you eat one hundred million peanuts in your lifetime
Something amazing will happen
There is belief that the name peanut comes from
Pea a plant that is a seed pod and its relation to the nut family
This is not true
The p is a reference to the pean
A variant of the word 'paian'
That means a song of joyful praise or exaltation
And the word 'nutraceutical'
Meaning food that supposedly contains healing properties
Or other health benefits
And thus, every peanut we eat and share with the gods
Are in praise of them
Whether there are any actually benefits is unknown
As this is all rumors
If every fan had 69,420 exactly at the same time
The Discipline era will end
And all incinerated players will be resurrected
The peanuts have infuriated all levels of government
Peanuts are not nuts
But are actually tiny eggs
The little indents on peanuts are hand carved by little gnomes
Peanut fact: peanut is not shaped like a friend
The Shelled One shoved me
Into the inter-dimensional locker in grade -3
Peanut fact: peanuts can say wow for five minutes in one breath
Peanuts like little kisses
Only little ones
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:20.80] Here we go
[00:23.28] It is pronounced legume
[00:27.84] Warning. Unverified peanut detected
[00:32.16] While many people believed peanut butter is named
[00:34.57] Because it has a buttery texture
[00:36.62] The reverse is actually true
[00:38.79] When butter was discovered it was named after
[00:41.33] The then popular peanut butter
[00:46.22] Mr. Peanuts full name is Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald Smithe
[00:52.18] Peanuts can be used as cat litter
[00:57.52] Nomnomnom peanut
[01:03.24] Peanuts were invented in 1457
[01:05.45] When Medieval English lord Thomas Peanut the fourth
[01:08.54] Tried to eat nuts twice
[01:11.39] The peanut is a type of fractal
[01:14.19] Peanuts are art aficionados
[01:17.10] Mr. Peanut was the first president of the Nestle corporation
[01:22.16] Peanuts exist in the real world
[01:24.46] Peanuts are not figments of your imagination
[01:27.84] Peanuts, peanuts. Peanuts? Peanuts
[01:33.44] The peanut was named after the famous comic strip
[01:38.84] Interstellar hitchhikers regularly bring peanuts with them on journeys
[01:42.23] As their high salt and protein content is invaluable
[01:46.18] In quickly replenishing energy levels
[01:48.09] After a journey through hyperspace
[01:51.50] Peanuts are actually closely related to raisins
[01:56.35] All peanuts originate from The Big Peanut
[01:59.50] Which arrived on Earth 65 million years ago
[02:02.47] And killed all the dinosaurs
[02:04.86] Peanut allergies are left over form an important survival instinct
[02:08.97] Back when humans needed advanced notice that
[02:12.08] The Big Peanut was approaching
[02:15.33] Mankind finally defeated The Big Peanut in 20,000 B.C.E.
[02:19.81] When the first blaseball bat was harnessed from mammoth bone
[02:23.43] And allowed humans to break through the shell
[02:27.20] If you eat one hundred million peanuts in your lifetime
[02:30.13] Something amazing will happen
[02:35.74] There is belief that the name peanut comes from
[02:38.04] Pea a plant that is a seed pod and its relation to the nut family
[02:43.44] This is not true
[02:45.32] The p is a reference to the pean
[02:47.67] A variant of the word 'paian'
[02:49.88] That means a song of joyful praise or exaltation
[02:52.37] And the word 'nutraceutical'
[02:54.79] Meaning food that supposedly contains healing properties
[02:57.67] Or other health benefits
[02:59.45] And thus, every peanut we eat and share with the gods
[03:03.08] Are in praise of them
[03:05.65] Whether there are any actually benefits is unknown
[03:08.42] As this is all rumors
[03:16.33] If every fan had 69,420 exactly at the same time
[03:22.99] The Discipline era will end
[03:24.98] And all incinerated players will be resurrected
[03:29.74] The peanuts have infuriated all levels of government
[03:35.57] Peanuts are not nuts
[03:37.15] But are actually tiny eggs
[03:41.35] The little indents on peanuts are hand carved by little gnomes
[03:46.71] Peanut fact: peanut is not shaped like a friend
[03:52.17] The Shelled One shoved me
[03:53.72] Into the inter-dimensional locker in grade -3
[03:59.48] Peanut fact: peanuts can say wow for five minutes in one breath
[04:07.13] Peanuts like little kisses
[04:09.79] Only little ones
[04:11.02]
[00:23.28] It is pronounced legume
[00:27.84] Warning. Unverified peanut detected
[00:32.16] While many people believed peanut butter is named
[00:34.57] Because it has a buttery texture
[00:36.62] The reverse is actually true
[00:38.79] When butter was discovered it was named after
[00:41.33] The then popular peanut butter
[00:46.22] Mr. Peanuts full name is Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald Smithe
[00:52.18] Peanuts can be used as cat litter
[00:57.52] Nomnomnom peanut
[01:03.24] Peanuts were invented in 1457
[01:05.45] When Medieval English lord Thomas Peanut the fourth
[01:08.54] Tried to eat nuts twice
[01:11.39] The peanut is a type of fractal
[01:14.19] Peanuts are art aficionados
[01:17.10] Mr. Peanut was the first president of the Nestle corporation
[01:22.16] Peanuts exist in the real world
[01:24.46] Peanuts are not figments of your imagination
[01:27.84] Peanuts, peanuts. Peanuts? Peanuts
[01:33.44] The peanut was named after the famous comic strip
[01:38.84] Interstellar hitchhikers regularly bring peanuts with them on journeys
[01:42.23] As their high salt and protein content is invaluable
[01:46.18] In quickly replenishing energy levels
[01:48.09] After a journey through hyperspace
[01:51.50] Peanuts are actually closely related to raisins
[01:56.35] All peanuts originate from The Big Peanut
[01:59.50] Which arrived on Earth 65 million years ago
[02:02.47] And killed all the dinosaurs
[02:04.86] Peanut allergies are left over form an important survival instinct
[02:08.97] Back when humans needed advanced notice that
[02:12.08] The Big Peanut was approaching
[02:15.33] Mankind finally defeated The Big Peanut in 20,000 B.C.E.
[02:19.81] When the first blaseball bat was harnessed from mammoth bone
[02:23.43] And allowed humans to break through the shell
[02:27.20] If you eat one hundred million peanuts in your lifetime
[02:30.13] Something amazing will happen
[02:35.74] There is belief that the name peanut comes from
[02:38.04] Pea a plant that is a seed pod and its relation to the nut family
[02:43.44] This is not true
[02:45.32] The p is a reference to the pean
[02:47.67] A variant of the word 'paian'
[02:49.88] That means a song of joyful praise or exaltation
[02:52.37] And the word 'nutraceutical'
[02:54.79] Meaning food that supposedly contains healing properties
[02:57.67] Or other health benefits
[02:59.45] And thus, every peanut we eat and share with the gods
[03:03.08] Are in praise of them
[03:05.65] Whether there are any actually benefits is unknown
[03:08.42] As this is all rumors
[03:16.33] If every fan had 69,420 exactly at the same time
[03:22.99] The Discipline era will end
[03:24.98] And all incinerated players will be resurrected
[03:29.74] The peanuts have infuriated all levels of government
[03:35.57] Peanuts are not nuts
[03:37.15] But are actually tiny eggs
[03:41.35] The little indents on peanuts are hand carved by little gnomes
[03:46.71] Peanut fact: peanut is not shaped like a friend
[03:52.17] The Shelled One shoved me
[03:53.72] Into the inter-dimensional locker in grade -3
[03:59.48] Peanut fact: peanuts can say wow for five minutes in one breath
[04:07.13] Peanuts like little kisses
[04:09.79] Only little ones
[04:11.02]