I had gay sex with god (it could've gone better)
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I saw God in a Trader Joe's
Buying organic blueberries
Prettiest man I'd ever seen
Kissed me in the parking lot
One hand holding dried apricots
I think my teeth are gonna rot
Nothing ever stays in my head through the day
It's sunset, when did I wake up?
I spent all of last night in God's bed
Mom, please, don't get upset
'Cause now I'll be immortalized
I'll be immortalized
I think he knew that I was scared
I was shaking but he didn't care
Lips sliding open in a prayer
And now God won't return my texts
I guess he was only out for sex
As close to heaven as I'll get
Nothing ever stays in my mind through the day
It's sunrise, when did I wake up?
I spent all of last night in God's bed
Mom, please, don't get upset
'Cause now I'll be immortalized
Didn't want to be forgotten
So, I had gay sex with God and it could've gone better
Second-cumming in a bathroom stall
But now, God won't return my calls, wrote him a love letter
It went like
Nothing ever stays
In my head through the day
It's sunset, when did I wake up?
I spent all of last night in God's bed
Mom, please, don't get upset
'Cause now I'll be immortalized
I'll be immortalized
Amen, ah, men
Amen, ah, men
Amen, ah, men
Amen, ah, men
Amen, ah, men
Amen, ah, men
I'll be immortalized
Buying organic blueberries
Prettiest man I'd ever seen
Kissed me in the parking lot
One hand holding dried apricots
I think my teeth are gonna rot
Nothing ever stays in my head through the day
It's sunset, when did I wake up?
I spent all of last night in God's bed
Mom, please, don't get upset
'Cause now I'll be immortalized
I'll be immortalized
I think he knew that I was scared
I was shaking but he didn't care
Lips sliding open in a prayer
And now God won't return my texts
I guess he was only out for sex
As close to heaven as I'll get
Nothing ever stays in my mind through the day
It's sunrise, when did I wake up?
I spent all of last night in God's bed
Mom, please, don't get upset
'Cause now I'll be immortalized
Didn't want to be forgotten
So, I had gay sex with God and it could've gone better
Second-cumming in a bathroom stall
But now, God won't return my calls, wrote him a love letter
It went like
Nothing ever stays
In my head through the day
It's sunset, when did I wake up?
I spent all of last night in God's bed
Mom, please, don't get upset
'Cause now I'll be immortalized
I'll be immortalized
Amen, ah, men
Amen, ah, men
Amen, ah, men
Amen, ah, men
Amen, ah, men
Amen, ah, men
I'll be immortalized
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.27] I saw God in a Trader Joe's
[00:03.79] Buying organic blueberries
[00:06.28] Prettiest man I'd ever seen
[00:11.92] Kissed me in the parking lot
[00:14.42] One hand holding dried apricots
[00:17.08] I think my teeth are gonna rot
[00:21.98] Nothing ever stays in my head through the day
[00:27.00] It's sunset, when did I wake up?
[00:31.80] I spent all of last night in God's bed
[00:35.76] Mom, please, don't get upset
[00:38.24] 'Cause now I'll be immortalized
[00:41.66] I'll be immortalized
[00:46.32] I think he knew that I was scared
[00:48.85] I was shaking but he didn't care
[00:51.55] Lips sliding open in a prayer
[00:56.88] And now God won't return my texts
[00:59.37] I guess he was only out for sex
[01:02.16] As close to heaven as I'll get
[01:07.17] Nothing ever stays in my mind through the day
[01:12.26] It's sunrise, when did I wake up?
[01:16.92] I spent all of last night in God's bed
[01:21.31] Mom, please, don't get upset
[01:23.75] 'Cause now I'll be immortalized
[01:28.44] Didn't want to be forgotten
[01:31.18] So, I had gay sex with God and it could've gone better
[01:39.15] Second-cumming in a bathroom stall
[01:42.09] But now, God won't return my calls, wrote him a love letter
[01:47.92] It went like
[01:50.08] Nothing ever stays
[01:52.13] In my head through the day
[01:54.88] It's sunset, when did I wake up?
[01:59.65] I spent all of last night in God's bed
[02:03.83] Mom, please, don't get upset
[02:06.27] 'Cause now I'll be immortalized
[02:09.47] I'll be immortalized
[02:12.35] Amen, ah, men
[02:14.97] Amen, ah, men
[02:17.66] Amen, ah, men
[02:21.55] Amen, ah, men
[02:24.46] Amen, ah, men
[02:27.32] Amen, ah, men
[02:30.50] I'll be immortalized
[02:33.33]
[00:03.79] Buying organic blueberries
[00:06.28] Prettiest man I'd ever seen
[00:11.92] Kissed me in the parking lot
[00:14.42] One hand holding dried apricots
[00:17.08] I think my teeth are gonna rot
[00:21.98] Nothing ever stays in my head through the day
[00:27.00] It's sunset, when did I wake up?
[00:31.80] I spent all of last night in God's bed
[00:35.76] Mom, please, don't get upset
[00:38.24] 'Cause now I'll be immortalized
[00:41.66] I'll be immortalized
[00:46.32] I think he knew that I was scared
[00:48.85] I was shaking but he didn't care
[00:51.55] Lips sliding open in a prayer
[00:56.88] And now God won't return my texts
[00:59.37] I guess he was only out for sex
[01:02.16] As close to heaven as I'll get
[01:07.17] Nothing ever stays in my mind through the day
[01:12.26] It's sunrise, when did I wake up?
[01:16.92] I spent all of last night in God's bed
[01:21.31] Mom, please, don't get upset
[01:23.75] 'Cause now I'll be immortalized
[01:28.44] Didn't want to be forgotten
[01:31.18] So, I had gay sex with God and it could've gone better
[01:39.15] Second-cumming in a bathroom stall
[01:42.09] But now, God won't return my calls, wrote him a love letter
[01:47.92] It went like
[01:50.08] Nothing ever stays
[01:52.13] In my head through the day
[01:54.88] It's sunset, when did I wake up?
[01:59.65] I spent all of last night in God's bed
[02:03.83] Mom, please, don't get upset
[02:06.27] 'Cause now I'll be immortalized
[02:09.47] I'll be immortalized
[02:12.35] Amen, ah, men
[02:14.97] Amen, ah, men
[02:17.66] Amen, ah, men
[02:21.55] Amen, ah, men
[02:24.46] Amen, ah, men
[02:27.32] Amen, ah, men
[02:30.50] I'll be immortalized
[02:33.33]