Where The Tarantula Lives

[00:12.29] Holland is ruled by midgets
[00:14.02] The Pope owns CBS
[00:15.78] The subway cars have been equipped with bars
[00:17.53] And they're cloning Rudolph Hess
[00:19.88] Samantha Fox has gone frigid
[00:21.55] The President's painted green
[00:23.63] Jesus Christ has been frozen in ice
[00:25.27] But he still makes the scene
[00:27.37] Everybody wants to know what gives
[00:29.05] But I know where the Tarantula lives
[00:38.96] Jim Bakker got eaten by wombats
[00:40.36] The Fever's spread to town
[00:42.35] Ol' Doris Day has been taken away
[00:44.16] Has anybody seen my downs?
[00:46.32] Popeye got killed in combat
[00:48.29] Donny and Marie went punk
[00:50.13] B.F. Skinner has eaten my dinner
[00:51.65] There's a body in that trunk
[00:54.04] Everybody wants to know what gives
[00:55.88] But I know where the Tarantula lives
[01:47.73] Uncle Bob caught fire
[01:49.32] The protesters are on strike
[01:51.24] Mr. Green Jeans is acting obscene
[01:52.80] 'Cause his Jello has been spiked
[01:55.08] Honesty is a liar
[01:56.87] The truth is in the sink
[01:58.82] Auntie Bess says "I must confess
[02:00.23] Now what do you all think?"
[02:02.72] Everybody wants to know what gives
[02:04.31] But I know where the Tarantula lives
[02:10.39] Everybody wants to know what gives
[02:11.82] But I know where the Tarantula lives
[02:17.83] Everybody wants to know what gives
[02:19.27] But I know where the Tarantula lives
[02:22.35] (I know where)
[02:25.33] Everybody wants to know what gives
[02:27.12] But I know where the Tarantula lives
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