Maxwells Silver Hammer

[00:00.05] Joan was quizzical studied pataphysical
[00:03.75] Science in the home
[00:07.55] Late nights all alone with a test tube
[00:10.98] Oh, oh, oh, oh
[00:14.82] Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine
[00:18.62] Calls her on the phone
[00:22.03] "Can I take you out to the pictures, Joa-o-o-oan?"
[00:29.48] But as she's getting ready to go
[00:33.13] A knock comes on the door
[00:36.60] Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
[00:40.02] Came down upon her head
[00:44.13] Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
[00:47.38] Made sure that she was dead
[00:51.43]
[00:58.77] Back in school again, Maxwell plays fool again
[01:02.55] Teacher gets annoyed
[01:06.29] Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
[01:13.53] She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
[01:17.37] So he waits behind
[01:21.06] Writing fifty times "I must not be so, o, o, o"
[01:28.25] But when she turns her back on the boy
[01:31.83] He creeps up from behind
[01:35.55] Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
[01:38.94] Came down upon her head (Do-do-do-do-do)
[01:42.70] Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
[01:45.86] Made sure that she was dead
[01:55.27] (Do-do-do-do-do)
[02:03.99]
[02:11.51] P.C. 31 said "We caught a dirty one"
[02:15.38] Maxwell stands alone
[02:18.85] Painting testimonial pictures
[02:22.61] Oh, oh, oh, oh
[02:26.33] Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery
[02:29.81] Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free)
[02:33.87] The judges does not agree and he tells them so-o-o-o
[02:40.80] But as the words are leaving his lips
[02:44.49] A noise comes from behind
[02:48.29] Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
[02:51.62] Came down upon his head (Do-do-do-do-do)
[02:55.53] Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
[02:58.68] Made sure that he was dead
[03:01.25] Wo, wo, wo-woh
[03:08.54] (Do-do-do-do-do)
[03:16.80] Silver hammer man
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