Get Rich Or Drunk Trying

My trucks wore out, just like me
My boss man is an S.O.B
My ship ain't came in and don't look like it's gonna
When you're broke this bad, ban all signs point
To that lady's night at that high brow joint
It'd sure be nice to meet me a, a sugar mama

I'm gonna get rich before last call
To hell with that plan, that power ball
Find me a CEO that's a rolling in the dough and keep her smiling
I'd be a martini drinker, get wrapped around her finger
Whatever she wants just as long as she's buying
I'm gonna get rich
Or gonna get drunk trying

Yeah I wanna give somebody my last name
Who wants a stubborn old boy talking, make it rain
Boots and boats and a brand new truck
I'm on my way and with any luck

I'm gonna get rich before last call
To hell with that plan, that power ball
Find me a CEO that's a rolling in the dough and keep her smiling
I'd be a martini drinker, getting wrapped around her finger
Whatever she wants just as long as she's buying
I'm gonna get rich
Or gonna get drunk trying

Yeah I might wake up tomorrow morning
Owning a half a Lexus
Or nothin' but hungover and mouth dry as west Texas

I'm gonna get rich before last call
To hell with that plan, that powerball
Find me a CEO that's a rolling in the dough and keep her smiling
I'd be a martini drinker getting wrapped around her finger
Whatever she wants just as long as she's buying
I'm gonna get rich
Or gonna get drunk tryin'

Gonna get rich
Or get drunk tryin'