Bureau of Autumn Sorrows

All my friends are on the moon now
The news nearly killed me
But then I put on my ten-gallon hat
And I I got over it
I'd be a teenage beat
I'd be a teenage beat
I'd be a teenage beatnik for you
But Helen says no way
Everybody's getting wet and wild
Down in the jet stream

Got just the thing to make you smile
Don't leave me hanging
I'd be a teenage beat
I'd be a teenage beat
I'd be a teenage beatnik for you
But Helen says no way
Ooh ooh
I'd be a teenage beat
I'd be a teenage beat
I'd be a teenage beatnik for you

But Helen says no way