Post Post-Modern Man

[00:04.24] If I had a hammer
[00:05.72] I'd wake up my neighbors
[00:07.57] Pounding out a rhythm
[00:09.38] All about you
[00:19.60] If I had a pencil
[00:22.74] I'd push me some paper
[00:26.40] I'd build a skyscraper
[00:29.47] To get close to you
[00:33.76] If I had a lasso
[00:37.07] I'd sail out the window
[00:40.77] And land on an island
[00:44.13] Next to you
[00:48.00] If I had a hot rod
[00:51.43] I'd fasten up my seatbelt
[00:55.10] And break the speed limit
[00:58.52] Gettin' to you
[01:02.03] But I ain't got a hammer
[01:05.64] And I ain't got a pencil
[01:09.44] And I ain't got a lasso
[01:12.91] So I'm doing it the hard way
[01:15.57] Like a post post-modern man
[01:31.38] If I had a credit card
[01:34.66] I'd clear me a pathway
[01:38.39] Through the deepest jungle
[01:41.67] Right to your door
[01:45.25] If I had a camera
[01:49.18] I'd snap away my fingers
[01:52.84] And collect up the pictures
[01:56.22] Of you of course
[01:59.72] But I ain't got a hot rod
[02:03.38] And I ain't got a credit card
[02:06.97] No chance for a camera
[02:10.54] So I'm doing it the hard way
[02:14.16] Like a post post-modern man
[02:30.55] Well I ain't got a hammer
[02:34.04] And I ain't got a lasso
[02:37.70] No chance for a camera
[02:41.17] So I'm doing it the hard way
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