Mischievious

Yeah!

Every time I leave my house
Pork patrol wanna seek me out
Did I see it? Did I do it?
Come on down to the station house
Chase me down
(Hey, how's that high?)
Shine the flashlight around my eyes
Every time some coward cries
They doubt that I have an alibi
It's bizarre how I got a disregard (Uh) for prison bars (Uh)
When it isn't hard (Uh) to see why I hate the mainstream
And daydream of beating Dave Matthews with his guitar
I live to scar you with a lit cigar
If I miss the chart, I'll put a mail bomb in your Christmas card
'Cause you're jealous of the fact that
I'm blowing up and you're envious at heart
My true intentions are cruel intentions
New ways to hurt you with new inventions
You figure you're a star? I hit you with a car
And flatten you down to two dimensions
You want me to be non-violent?
It's only gonna happen on a day that I'm silent
Which isn't too often
'Cause I can't be sober 'til you're standing over Lou's coffin
Any other time I got a beer in my hand
And mysterious plans to put fear in your fam
And throw degenerate shit for the champ of born losers
Hero to weirdos and porn users
My three last shows were fiascos
This dude came up like, "You see that ho? I dare you to grab her ass"
So I grabbed her snatch and had a fight with these three assholes
Now I'm mad at that and there's an APB
The cops kicked my ass when they came for me
Like they hold a grudge
So I stood up in the courtroom and told the judge I got ADD

I'm mischievous, I make people wanna slit they wrists
A whole lot of parents and critics is all pissed at this
But they miss the gist, so just stick to shit
I'm mischievous, my songs make kids wanna slit they wrists
And now a lot of critics and parents is all mad at this
I need clearances to make appearances
(Wa-wa-wa-) Warning! Take caution
Keep out of children's reach
'Cause I spill the speech of that will to teach
And let the psychos fill the streets
A lot of criminals wanna kill police
Steal the keys and set the villains free
You better listen kids 'cause I'm mischievous
So keep out of children's reach

(Oh no!) I'ma ruin your whole show
Stumble on the stage drunk, moving in slow-mo
'Cause you wouldn't know dope
Even if you woulda sold coke or tried to steal Louis' old flow
Folks know better than to try and diss
I'll put you in a chokehold, I'm childish
I'll poke holes in your car tires with
My bare hands and sharpened appliances
'Cause I'm a product of my environment
So I can't be blamed if my rhymes are violent
'Cause every time I'm in silence or sleep
Sick thoughts creep in behind my eyelids
Rhymes aside, skip the dissing nonsense
We about to have a real pissing contest
You think I wouldn't let my pee soak your every seam
'Til you weigh as much as Heavy D?
It's a fact misery loves company
And lung disease would work wonderfully
So I teach little kids to smoke, shit, it's just a joke
And it sounds like fun to me
It's as easy as one, two, three (One, two, three)
Come on up to the roof and then jump with me
And when they scrape you up from the street
Instead of doing dirt, you'll be buried underneath
From the kids in the projects robbing stores
To the birds when they steal from the shopping malls
There ain't an emcee who don't respect me
So don't get testy, y'all haven't got the balls

I'm mischievous, I make people wanna slit they wrists
A whole lot of parents and critics is all pissed at this
But they miss the gist, so just stick to shit
I'm mischievous, my songs make kids wanna slit they wrists
And now a lot of critics and parents is all mad at this
I need clearances to make appearances
(Wa-wa-wa-) Warning! Take caution
Keep out of children's reach
'Cause I spill the speech of that will to teach
And let the psychos fill the streets
A lot of criminals wanna kill police
Steal the keys and set the villains free
You better listen kids 'cause I'm mischievous
So keep out of children's reach

When you're slumping guys 'til you lump they eyes up to a pumpkin size
They're like (Oh no!)
A whole lot of husbands would give me a snuffin'
If they knew who I'm fucking like (Oh no!)
If you drank so much that you don't react
To a local bat across your bony back
And wake up looking in your wallet and you don't see jack
It's like (Oh no!)

Every time I leave my house
Pork patrol wanna seek me out
Did I see it? Did I do it?
Come on down to the station house
Chase me down
(Hey, how's that high?)
Shine the flashlight around my eyes
Every time some coward cries
They doubt that I have an alibi