Jesus Was Way Cool
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Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool
If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool
He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool
He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around, and went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
No wonder there are so many Christians
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool
If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool
He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool
He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around, and went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
No wonder there are so many Christians
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:12.09] Jesus was way cool
[00:14.15] Everybody liked Jesus
[00:16.04] Everybody wanted to hang out with him
[00:18.51] Anything he wanted to do, he did
[00:21.53] He turned water into wine
[00:23.76] And if he wanted to
[00:25.15] He could have turned wheat into marijuana
[00:27.45] Or sugar into cocaine
[00:29.40] Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
[00:32.56] He walked on the water
[00:33.80] And swam on the land
[00:35.79] He would tell these stories
[00:37.26] And people would listen
[00:39.18] He was really cool
[00:41.87] If you were blind or lame
[00:44.22] You just went to Jesus
[00:45.52] And he would put his hands on you
[00:47.37] And you would be healed
[00:48.96] That's so cool
[00:50.74] He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
[00:53.06] He could've told the future
[00:54.81] He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
[00:57.86] He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
[01:01.08] He could've danced better than Barishnikov
[01:04.06] Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
[01:08.45] Jesus was way cool
[01:10.84] He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
[01:14.64] That's so cool
[01:16.00] Jesus was so cool
[01:18.18] But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
[01:20.94] So they killed him
[01:22.19] But then he rose from the dead
[01:24.13] He rose from the dead, danced around, and went up to heaven
[01:27.88] I mean, that's so cool
[01:29.41] Jesus was way cool
[01:31.46] No wonder there are so many Christians
[01:33.65]
[00:14.15] Everybody liked Jesus
[00:16.04] Everybody wanted to hang out with him
[00:18.51] Anything he wanted to do, he did
[00:21.53] He turned water into wine
[00:23.76] And if he wanted to
[00:25.15] He could have turned wheat into marijuana
[00:27.45] Or sugar into cocaine
[00:29.40] Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
[00:32.56] He walked on the water
[00:33.80] And swam on the land
[00:35.79] He would tell these stories
[00:37.26] And people would listen
[00:39.18] He was really cool
[00:41.87] If you were blind or lame
[00:44.22] You just went to Jesus
[00:45.52] And he would put his hands on you
[00:47.37] And you would be healed
[00:48.96] That's so cool
[00:50.74] He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
[00:53.06] He could've told the future
[00:54.81] He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
[00:57.86] He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
[01:01.08] He could've danced better than Barishnikov
[01:04.06] Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
[01:08.45] Jesus was way cool
[01:10.84] He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
[01:14.64] That's so cool
[01:16.00] Jesus was so cool
[01:18.18] But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
[01:20.94] So they killed him
[01:22.19] But then he rose from the dead
[01:24.13] He rose from the dead, danced around, and went up to heaven
[01:27.88] I mean, that's so cool
[01:29.41] Jesus was way cool
[01:31.46] No wonder there are so many Christians
[01:33.65]