Waiting For The Punch Line

You drag me out my bed each cold, wet day
You brighten up every morning when you play

I see your LED flashing
Is that you winking at me?
I guess that I'll just wait and see

You catch me when I fall or start to slide
You're the reason I'm living this here life

With all those limitless functions
Can we give them enough rope?
And now that we've stopped and hit 'off", you're the joke

With a chip on your shoulder
Like some special trait
And now that we're bored, we'll hit 'off", I can't wait

The things you do make me laugh out loud
See me smile when I shut you down