Nature's Holster
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โฑ๏ธ 2:36 duration
๐ ID: 28142815
๐ Lyrics
They say a countryman carries a lot on his shoulders
But here's a little secret so you listen clear
I'm gonna tell you all about natrue's holster
It's a special little pocket I got in my rear
See a Southern man got all kinds of stuff
That he keeps on hand, and findin' room can be tough
Because them blue jean pockets only hold so much
But boy, the good lord blessed me with one in my butt
So it holds my beer, my corn, my dirt, my wife
My guns, my bible, and my huntin' knife
My big bottle of Moonshine whiskey
My keys, my cash, and a couple of biscuits
My horse, my boots, my sweet ass tea
And my set of fishin' poles, all three
Cause every country cowboy needs
A place to keep all his country things
Yeah, I got everything I need in my sweet caboose
It's a Southern thing, I gotta keep it loose
So to make it all work I gotta go without
Eating chile beans cause if I fart it comes out
My dog, my shirt, my truck, my beer
My shumai stew, and my ice cold beer
A big ol' bottle of Moonshine whiskey
My keys, my cash, and a couple of biscuits
My hat, my head, my sweet ass tea
My set of fishin' poles, all three
Cause every country cowboy needs
A place to keep his country things
Yea-yeah
My beer, my corn, my dirt, my wife
My guns, my bible, and my huntin' knife
My big glass bottle of Moonshine whiskey
My keys, my cash, and a couple of biscuits
My horse, my boots, my sweet ass tea
My set of fishin' poles, all three
Oh every country cowboy needs
A place to keep all his country things
But here's a little secret so you listen clear
I'm gonna tell you all about natrue's holster
It's a special little pocket I got in my rear
See a Southern man got all kinds of stuff
That he keeps on hand, and findin' room can be tough
Because them blue jean pockets only hold so much
But boy, the good lord blessed me with one in my butt
So it holds my beer, my corn, my dirt, my wife
My guns, my bible, and my huntin' knife
My big bottle of Moonshine whiskey
My keys, my cash, and a couple of biscuits
My horse, my boots, my sweet ass tea
And my set of fishin' poles, all three
Cause every country cowboy needs
A place to keep all his country things
Yeah, I got everything I need in my sweet caboose
It's a Southern thing, I gotta keep it loose
So to make it all work I gotta go without
Eating chile beans cause if I fart it comes out
My dog, my shirt, my truck, my beer
My shumai stew, and my ice cold beer
A big ol' bottle of Moonshine whiskey
My keys, my cash, and a couple of biscuits
My hat, my head, my sweet ass tea
My set of fishin' poles, all three
Cause every country cowboy needs
A place to keep his country things
Yea-yeah
My beer, my corn, my dirt, my wife
My guns, my bible, and my huntin' knife
My big glass bottle of Moonshine whiskey
My keys, my cash, and a couple of biscuits
My horse, my boots, my sweet ass tea
My set of fishin' poles, all three
Oh every country cowboy needs
A place to keep all his country things
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:06.75] They say a countryman carries a lot on his shoulders
[00:10.18] But here's a little secret so you listen clear
[00:12.89] I'm gonna tell you all about natrue's holster
[00:15.96] It's a special little pocket I got in my rear
[00:18.74] See a Southern man got all kinds of stuff
[00:21.84] That he keeps on hand, and findin' room can be tough
[00:24.55] Because them blue jean pockets only hold so much
[00:27.65] But boy, the good lord blessed me with one in my butt
[00:30.59] So it holds my beer, my corn, my dirt, my wife
[00:34.44] My guns, my bible, and my huntin' knife
[00:37.01] My big bottle of Moonshine whiskey
[00:39.67] My keys, my cash, and a couple of biscuits
[00:42.82] My horse, my boots, my sweet ass tea
[00:45.52] And my set of fishin' poles, all three
[00:48.64] Cause every country cowboy needs
[00:51.76] A place to keep all his country things
[00:54.70]
[00:59.78] Yeah, I got everything I need in my sweet caboose
[01:03.49] It's a Southern thing, I gotta keep it loose
[01:06.29] So to make it all work I gotta go without
[01:09.42] Eating chile beans cause if I fart it comes out
[01:12.33] My dog, my shirt, my truck, my beer
[01:15.49] My shumai stew, and my ice cold beer
[01:18.38] A big ol' bottle of Moonshine whiskey
[01:21.21] My keys, my cash, and a couple of biscuits
[01:24.31] My hat, my head, my sweet ass tea
[01:27.17] My set of fishin' poles, all three
[01:30.14] Cause every country cowboy needs
[01:33.56] A place to keep his country things
[01:36.51]
[01:41.23] Yea-yeah
[01:42.50]
[01:48.16] My beer, my corn, my dirt, my wife
[01:51.06] My guns, my bible, and my huntin' knife
[01:54.19] My big glass bottle of Moonshine whiskey
[01:57.07] My keys, my cash, and a couple of biscuits
[02:00.17] My horse, my boots, my sweet ass tea
[02:03.08] My set of fishin' poles, all three
[02:05.97] Oh every country cowboy needs
[02:09.12] A place to keep all his country things
[02:12.22]
[00:10.18] But here's a little secret so you listen clear
[00:12.89] I'm gonna tell you all about natrue's holster
[00:15.96] It's a special little pocket I got in my rear
[00:18.74] See a Southern man got all kinds of stuff
[00:21.84] That he keeps on hand, and findin' room can be tough
[00:24.55] Because them blue jean pockets only hold so much
[00:27.65] But boy, the good lord blessed me with one in my butt
[00:30.59] So it holds my beer, my corn, my dirt, my wife
[00:34.44] My guns, my bible, and my huntin' knife
[00:37.01] My big bottle of Moonshine whiskey
[00:39.67] My keys, my cash, and a couple of biscuits
[00:42.82] My horse, my boots, my sweet ass tea
[00:45.52] And my set of fishin' poles, all three
[00:48.64] Cause every country cowboy needs
[00:51.76] A place to keep all his country things
[00:54.70]
[00:59.78] Yeah, I got everything I need in my sweet caboose
[01:03.49] It's a Southern thing, I gotta keep it loose
[01:06.29] So to make it all work I gotta go without
[01:09.42] Eating chile beans cause if I fart it comes out
[01:12.33] My dog, my shirt, my truck, my beer
[01:15.49] My shumai stew, and my ice cold beer
[01:18.38] A big ol' bottle of Moonshine whiskey
[01:21.21] My keys, my cash, and a couple of biscuits
[01:24.31] My hat, my head, my sweet ass tea
[01:27.17] My set of fishin' poles, all three
[01:30.14] Cause every country cowboy needs
[01:33.56] A place to keep his country things
[01:36.51]
[01:41.23] Yea-yeah
[01:42.50]
[01:48.16] My beer, my corn, my dirt, my wife
[01:51.06] My guns, my bible, and my huntin' knife
[01:54.19] My big glass bottle of Moonshine whiskey
[01:57.07] My keys, my cash, and a couple of biscuits
[02:00.17] My horse, my boots, my sweet ass tea
[02:03.08] My set of fishin' poles, all three
[02:05.97] Oh every country cowboy needs
[02:09.12] A place to keep all his country things
[02:12.22]