Temple (Give Me Back My...)

Went to temple for the first time in a while
(You know, the Jewish one)
This place kinda creeps me out
But I sat there and forced a smile
And then I saw a rabbi who looked rather familiar to me
Then it hits, he's the one who took too much off the top when I was a baby
So I scream

Give me back my foreskin (please give it back to me)
Do you keep it on your mantle like some sick, demented trophy?
Give me back my foreskin
Do you keep it on your shelf?
If you won't cough it up, I'll find it myself
Come on, give it back
I was using that

I was told politely to sit down (sir, am I gonna have to call security?)
Felt embarrassed 'cause it's apparent the room thinks I'm a clown
But then I remembered all the wasted weekends spent at Sunday school
Getting scared by learning prayers that only my grandma thought were cool
So while you're at it

Give me back my childhood
Do you keep it on your bracelet like some freaky family heirloom?
Give me back my foreskin
I know it's somewhere here around
If you don't have it I'll put posters up around town

Give it back to me, give it back to me
Give it back to me, give it back to me
I'm not someone to hold a grudge
I'm not someone who asks for much
I'm not someone to hold a grudge
I'm not someone who asks for much